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Schrodinger's Jooster

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“I say, Jeeves, is there a cat in here?”

“We will not know unless we open the box, sir.”

“Wouldn’t it be dead?”

“We will not know unless we open it, sir.”

“And this is quantum physics, Jeeves?”

“Tangentially, sir, yes.”

Bertie tapped his foot thoughtfully with his whangee. “So, if we lock ourselves in the Wooster bedroom and get up to ungentlemanly acts, will they have occurred if no one opens the door?”

“Sir, you have always been perfectly gentlemanly in your bedroom acts.”

“But this is all theoretical you say, Jeeves. Shall we find out?”

“Very good, sir.”