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The Things We've Handed Down by downuptime
The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (2011), Marvel (Movies), Marvel
27 Jan 2013
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Tony runs a hand down his face, which Steve notes, is now slightly softer and less angular after he flew through the magical mist (“STOP OH MY JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE STOP AND DO NOT COME NEAR THIS FUCKING MIST BECAUSE IT IS EVIL”) and swats at Bruce, who is currently prodding him with some kind of ominous looking medical instrument. “I have boobs,” he grinds out, clutching them in a way that would make most people blush. “And they aren’t even bouncy.”
In which Tony is reckless in battle, Steve and Tony are reckless in the aftermath, and everyone has to deal with the consequences.
Except, they are not all that bad.
After all, it's just a baby. Captain America's baby. Oh hell, Iron Man's baby.
This (He? She?) can't be all that bad, right?