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Lois explains to her husband why he and Batman are so married.
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"Ok. Well, you know how Clark has clothes stashed around Metropolis. Just in case? Well, last time there was a Justice League thing, he couldn't find his glasses afterwards and had to call me to see if I knew where they were. And… and…" She had to stop and breathe again, or risk bursting out into stomach-clenching laughter even worse than before. "And… and Batman's like… if you put them in the same place every time, you'd know where they were." Her chest started quaking and tears started rolling down her eyes again. "THEY ARE SO MARRIED." Holding her sides, she quaked with silent laughter all over again.
Clark huffed and got up from the table. "Bruce and I are not—I don't even know why you'd say… UGH." With a special petulance that only Lois could bring out in him, he stomped away from the table.