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(3:30:15 PM) JBB: hey guess what
(3:30:36 PM) SGR: ??
(3:30:47 PM) JBB: remember that comic you did back in HS
(3:30:56 PM) SGR: Which one?
(3:30:57 PM) JBB: that you posted on LJ?
(3:31:13 PM) JBB: the political one with the animals
(3:31:23 PM) SGR: OH
(3:31:31 PM) SGR: oh christ
(3:32:12 PM) SGR: You mean the one where the hero was a thinly veiled furry version of you because I was the most pathetic teenager in history?
(3:32:15 PM) JBB: ITYM most awesome
(3:32:23 PM) SGR: no. no I don't.
(3:32:25 PM) JBB: I just googled
(3:32:35 PM) SGR: I'm going to go hide under the bed now.
(3:32:40 PM) JBB: /me peers under bed
(3:32:47 PM) JBB: guess how many slash fics about Activist Ferret Me are on AO3. :D
(3:33:50 PM) SGR: AAAAAAAAGH
(3:33:54 PM) JBB: I married Ozy in a traditional dragon ceremony! It was sweet.
(3:34:11 PM) SGR: IF YOU WANTED ME TO COME OUT FROM UNDER HERE
(3:34:19 PM) SGR: THAT WAS THE WRONG THING TO SAY
(3:34:39 PM) SGR: ohgod
(3:34:42 PM) JBB: No no no
(3:35:13 PM) JBB: the wrong thing to say would have been "guess how many of those Clint has left kudos on"
(3:35:43 PM) SGR: ...well. I guess I don't need to leave ever.
(3:35:55 PM) SGR: There's an outlet under here, I can just bring my work laptop down.
(3:35:57 PM) JBB: it's none, I checked.
(3:36:00 PM) JBB: I don't think he's into ferrets.
(3:36:13 PM) SGR: I hate you.