Chapter 1: In an Inky Well
Thousands of years ago, the Aesir discovered the ruins of a great civilization. Among those ruins was a Well, the depths of which showed all of Time. Loki visits the Well's keepers in search of an answer.
i was just sitting here, being unable to sleep, and it escaped.
so. uh. have some Fifteen backstory with some crossover.
warnings: AU - Fateverse. sci-fantasy with myth references. Doctor Who crossover. Rule 63. language: g.
timeline: Year Zero (AD 2636), the year before Node 001 was created and imprinted with the Core software and the Sysadmin; the end takes place in Year Three, after the Core Tower was built.
disclaimer: marvel owns all the characters, i just made more alternate universe versions of them.
notes: 1) according to Norse myth, the Norns (the Norse wyrd trio, like the Greek Fates) dwell among the roots of Yggdrasil; Urd has a well there that feeds the tree, and in its waters she and her sisters can see the destinies of all. Urd governs the past, Verdandi the present, and Skuld, the youngest, governs the future. 2) Melody Pond's case makes it pretty clear that a less-evolved being can become a Time Lord through exposure to the Time Vortex at key points in its embryonic development (probably at or shortly after the moment of conception), but other things have heavily implied that prolonged exposure of Gallifreyans to the Untempered Schism is what began to turn them into Time Lords. in this universe, the Norns became Time Lords (Ladies...whatever) after staring into the Untempered Schism for a couple centuries. 3) the distinction the Norns make about dead and not-dead is that technically something inside a Time Lock isn't dead...it's just no longer part of time and space. 4) Nidhogg is the dragon which gnaws at Yggdrasil's roots, and he answers only to Hel. figuratively speaking, Nidhogg is the natural presence of decay in the world. in the context of the Fateverse, Nidhogg is probably a name the Aesir use to discuss the abstract topic of chronometric entropy. 5) it's never made quite clear exactly what drove Rassilon and the others insane. a thousand years of war would start to screw with anybody's head, but Gallifreyans are natural empaths--i think prolonged exposure to an entire race filled with nothing but hatred is probably what did it. 6) in the original tumblr draft, it seemed like the Sysadmin was the one who chose Loki to be a Keeper--but he wasn't, so i added a little to the last sentence. he was told she was going to be a Keeper, and that he just had to wait for her.
In an Inky Well
The Well that feeds Yggdrasil is deep and black. Tendrils of golden light twine upward from its depths and into the twinkling roots.
Except that it’s nothing like that at all, because that’s only a metaphor, because finite minds have trouble with the truth.
What mages see—true mages, with the innate ability to bend reality—is very different from what others see.
Her sister sees the Well, and has described it in great detail.
She sees a hole in the very fabric of the universe. What pours from the hole is not golden light, but Time. This thing is the origin of all things, guarded by a petty people who are all but extinct now.
Long ago, three Aesir women took up station around the hole, gazing within for knowledge. They have since become something other, something like what used to guard the hole. Time-reading face-changers. They can see all that was, is, and may someday be, though they often disagree about what they look upon. The price of asking their counsel is the madness of their conversation and the esoteric nature of their replies.
Loki whispers a spell, and she is there. A ruined, dead world that may have once been beautiful. Orange sky and gold-brown dirt and red grass. Three women in golden robes crouch before a door in the air—a rounded ring holding the edges of a tear in existence.
“The green-eyed pilgrim, again she comes,” says Urd.
“Again and again and again and again,” says Verdandi.
“To ask, and to not ask, and to listen,” finishes Skuld.
Loki looks at the Well-that-is-not-a-well. To her irritation, her eyes slide away of their own accord. She still is not meant to gaze in, it would seem.
“They used to worship this place,” says Urd. “Before the coming of hatred, and the Storm that Ends Worlds.”
“Take heed,” adds Skuld. “What became of them could become of Asgard.”
“Their children would each come to look upon it, to better understand their nature and the nature of all things…but they did not dare look long, for many went mad from the sight.”
“Mad as you?” Loki asks impertinently.
The Norns laugh at her.
“We saw you when you were born, storyteller. We saw what you would do. And then you didn’t. Yet in some other time and place, you did. Yes, it was maddening, as it always is. We see what will be, and then find that it was only one path.”
“Logically, if there are two possible outcomes, they must both happen,” says Loki. “Causality at its most basic. It is our limited perception that tells us only one of those two outcomes took place.”
“Oh, and hail the wise little princess!” laughs Verdandi.
“There is no spoon,” chortles Urd, and Loki frowns at the nonsense of the utterance.
“Come, come, Odinsdottir, you sought us out,” says Skuld. “Ask, if you would dare.”
Loki clears her throat and begins. “Heimdall tells of something strange happening on Midgard—something he cannot fully understand. The words he gives make little sense, but it sounds to me as if the humans have found a way to dive into the Well.”
The Norns answer together.
“No.” “Yes.” “Of course.”
“Is it like what happened here?”
“Exactly.” “Not at all.” “Yes.”
Frowning, Loki pauses to think. “The people here died out.”
Asking why they died out has never yet yielded a united, comprehensible answer. It’s never yielded the same answer twice. “Why?” Loki asks, because she always asks.
“Because of a memory,” says Urd.
“Because of heartsbreak,” says Verdandi.
“Because of a dream of all they could have been,” says Skuld.
“No, no,” says Urd waving a hand. “No, that’s why they didn’t die.”
“Ah, yes,” agrees Verdandi. “Here and now, they are dead because they continued. Because the Storm did not come to cleanse them, and so Nidhogg consumed them.”
“They are dead because of themselves,” says Skuld. “And we are not dead because they are. Because War can be a curious and total thing, when hatred overcomes all.”
Loki again tries and fails to look into the Well.
“See there, a thread,” murmurs Verdandi.
“From Midgard, our home is the tip of a ram’s horn.”
“And Jotunheim is a fish’s fin.”
She knows all that. Impatiently, she frowns again. “Should I go and stop those silly humans from splashing around in the waters of Time? Or do you think they’re truly ready?”
“Time knows what she does,” chides Verdandi. “To continue the scroll onward to the future. Some elsewhen will someday soon or past need outside intervention to keep time from stilling. The waters cannot stagnate. Already, she has put in place the tumbling pebble which seeks and breaks down dams.”
Skuld abruptly stands and turns, pointing a finger at Loki. “You will go and watch. And when the time is right, you will know. Time will call to you, green pilgrim, girl who could have become a World-Ender herself. And at Time’s bidding, you will shape the eddies of the stream.”
Loki leaves for Midgard.
And the humans make a great crystalline sphere, and when they hide it in darkness, she can peer into it and see the inky well of Time.
Without preamble, she appears to them, and the sphere tells them that she is the one they’ve awaited—she is to become a Keeper of Fate.
Chapter 2: But Count the Cost
Several centuries after Loki became a Keeper of Fate, her father's kingdom is on the brink of war. She visits the Norns for counsel, and returns to see the fate of Asgard balanced against the fate of a universe.
in which Epic Shit goes down (or…y’know, went down…thousands of years ago…in a universe far, far away……).
so this is the story of how Loki destroyed Asgard. the title is part of a line from the Demons Run poem.
i feel like the pacing needs something more to happen between getting flung off Gallifrey and arriving in Odin’s throne room, but this is what Fifteen!Loki tells me happened. ”norly, i was all ‘ohnoes!’ and the Norns were like ‘get lost, gurl,’ and then i woke up here and SHIT WAS GOIN’ DOWN.”
warnings: AU - Fateverse. sci-fantasy with myth references. Doctor Who crossover. Rule 63. evil!Odin. brief violence and gore. character deaths. language: g.
timeline: circa NO 1000 (AD 3636) or shortly before, when the Founder was still fairly active in setting up and tending to the Network.
disclaimer: marvel owns all the characters, i just made more alternate universe versions of them.
notes: 1) the title is from a line of the Demons Run poem: "Demons run, but count the cost; the battle's won, but the child is lost." 2) according to Norse myth, the Norns (the Norse wyrd trio, like the Greek Fates) dwell among the roots of Yggdrasil (the Worlds Tree); Urd has a well there that feeds the tree, and in its waters she and her sisters can see the destinies of all. Urd governs the past, Verdandi the present, and Skuld, the youngest, governs the future. 3) "demons flee before him" is another Who reference. 4) Idunn's golden apples were the Aesir's source of everlasting life, like the celestial peaches of Xi Wangmu (a Chinese goddess). 5) Loki's 'spell of unmaking' is probably some Bad-Wolf-esque channeling of Vortex energy that made itself at home in her body while the Norns were making her stare into the Schism. 6) "when a good man goes to war" is yet another Demons Run reference: "Demons run when a good man goes to war."
p.s. the Founder is an OC Fourteenth Doctor (and i'll explain why the number isn't some horrific violation of Whoverse logic in the notes for the next chapter).
But Count the Cost
This time, Loki is desperate for counsel when she seeks the Well.
“Again she comes!” cackles Skuld.
“Again and again and again—” begins Verdandi, over the younger Norn’s shrill laughter.
“Stop,” says Urd.
And Skuld and Verdandi fall silent.
“We are on the brink of war,” says Loki. “Three whole Realms, and they talk of using a fourth for their battlefield. A new Great War.”
“Ah, war,” sighs Skuld.
Verdandi begins to mutter under her breath.
“And what did you do to avert this?” asks Urd. “What course took you, green-eyed pilgrim? What violent, spear-shaking hand did you stay? What heed took you of the parable of this dead place?”
“Father didn’t listen,” Loki says tersely. “He never listens.”
“And what of his wife?”
“Nor to her, even in her most beseeching voice.”
“The minds of men are simple,” snorts Skuld. “So very rarely does a man both see and hear at once. Too far afield looks he, and this is why the words of his women fall on deaf ears.”
Urd rubs at her knees as if they pain her. “Ah,” she says. “War.”
“Is there no way to avert it?” Loki entreats.
“No,” says Skuld.
“Ah, war!” cries Verdandi, before returning to her muttering.
“Yes,” says Urd.
“Tell me what that way is,” Loki demands.
As one, they turn on her; she discovers that Verdandi has been saying ‘again and again’ in a relentless mantra.
“Would you gaze into my Well?” Urd asks, and her voice roars like fire and whispers like silk and cuts like a knife.
“You may mislike what you see,” warns Skuld.
Loki tries to look, but cannot. As ever, her eyes slide away like water from a duck’s back.
Urd grasps her face in gnarled hands (when did she come so close?) and holds her, and her eyes focus on the storm-swirled blackness partly eclipsed by Urd’s shoulder.
Loki sees her father on a throne made of the corpses of children. She sees a shadowed form of great power strike Odin down so powerfully that Yggdrasil itself is rent.
“No—” she gasps.
“Do you see it?” Skuld purrs in her ear. “Do you see the new-sprouted branch?”
There. Just as the shadow-thing moves to strike, she sees herself stay its hand. She erases Asgard with a flick of her wrist. Smooth. Elegant. Exact. Free of the unbridled emotion that would have split the Worlds Tree. And the shadow-thing subsides.
“Please,” she says, because her eyes have begun to blur and her mind is burning.
The Norns laugh at her.
“We saw what you would do,” they say. “And though you resisted for a time, you return to your fate at last!”
Skuld covers Loki’s eyes. “Do you understand what fearful thing it is you’ve seen?”
“The Storm,” she replies. “The Storm that Ends Worlds.”
“It is said that demons flee before him,” says Verdandi.
“And it was he who showed the workings of the Well to those crawling ants on Midgard,” adds Urd.
Loki’s mind spins. The Worlds-Ender is the Founder. Are the Midgardians more worthy, then? Or is there something wrong with the way the Norns mete the knowledge they gain from the Well? Is there something wrong with the way the Aesir choose to act on that knowledge? But there must be, of course, if Odin builds an empire with the deaths of the innocent…
“You have seen the choice that lies before you,” says Skuld. “And when you ride to meet the Storm, you will know why.”
“Go now, Realm-Slayer,” says Verdandi.
“With our blessing,” finishes Urd. “For no matter how beloved the branch, if it falls to rot it must be cut to save the tree.”
“Go,” they say together, and they shove Loki off that red-gold world.
She wakes in Idunn’s orchard, groggy and disoriented. With war looming, the apples have gone unharvested, and the grass is littered with black-spotted gold lumps. The place smells of sweetness and decay, a stifling sort of irony when the gleaming fruit provide such strength and lasting life to the Aesir.
There is no way for her to know how long it has been since she left to see the Norns.
She stands when her sister calls.
“There you are!” Thor is running toward her, golden hair streaming behind like a banner. “Loki, please!”
“Peace, Thor,” she says, but knows her sister cannot be so easily calmed.
“You must stop him—he won’t listen.”
“I have been to Urd’s Well.”
Thor gapes. “Then you bring back the Norns’ wisdom in this? What say they?”
“They have shown me something. I hope they are wrong.”
“Come, Loki, we may already be too late; it’s taken me three days to find you. Father has set his mind to something terrible.”
She lets Thor pull her through the palace halls, running hand-in-hand as they did long ago in their youth, the golden floors singing their footsteps back to them.
When they reach the throne room, they slow.
Odin sits, a folded missive in his hand that no doubt relates battlefield intelligence. At his feet is a grand box filled with tiny, blood-soaked hearts. Beside the box sits Frigga, sobbing.
Loki knows right away what has happened. These hearts will be the power behind a grand spell of some kind. Whose children were sacrificed is unclear, since several of the races are constructed so similarly. It matters very little to the one who will come to avenge them.
Thor goes to their mother, but Frigga’s weeping cannot be soothed.
Odin has sealed his fate, and the fate of all Asgard.
“You should not have done this thing,” Loki says softly.
“A king does what he must to save his people, girl,” Odin dismisses, still poring over the creased report of enemy numbers and positions.
“Then you have either a very poor idea of what it is to be a king, or a very poor idea of what will save a people.”
“She’s right, actually,” says a stranger’s voice.
Loki spins to face the newcomer, so swiftly that a lock of hair catches at the corner of her mouth.
He seems so…harmless. So unassuming.
And Loki knows who the stranger is.
The Storm that Ends Worlds. The man the Network calls Founder.
He is tall, yes, but willowy. A lithe thing in awkward Midgardian clothes, barefoot, hair falling in mussed curls. To Loki, he resembles nothing so much as a wild young boy stretched tall and wearing someone else’s clothing. He bears no weapon, but Loki’s mage-senses tell her that he walks with enough power to bend all of Yggdrasil.
To come before his enemies unarmored and unarmed… What a gentle creature. Worlds-Ender the Norns named him, but he is not made for killing. This is why she must do it for him.
“Odin Borrson, King of Asgard,” the man says, and he looks so disappointed. “Your people had such potential. You could have been great. But you wanted more. We gave you the ability to understand the speech of other races and be understood in return, and you use it to hurl threats and insults. We gave you a way to traverse the stars, and you use it to steal from your neighbours. We gave you tools the likes of which you had never dared dream, and you use them to slaughter innocent children.”
Odin says nothing, has not even the shame to look guilty in the face of such accusations.
The Worlds-Ender strides slowly nearer to the throne. There is a storm as furious as his namesake in that pale gaze. “Did you think I wouldn’t notice?” he asks. “Were you really so arrogant that you thought you could just do whatever you liked?”
Loki fetches Thor, tugs her away from their parents.
“Children,” snarls the Storm. There is thunder in his voice, and rain from his eyes. “Children!”
“A sacrifice willingly given!” roars Odin. “Their parents were proud to give them up, and now they have become a sacrifice for the sake of Asgard’s safety.”
With a wordless bellow of rage, the Storm raises an object that Loki doesn’t recognize.
And this is the moment.
She grasps his shoulder gently. How strange, that he should feel so frail and mundane and transient beneath her palm, like a human.
“You have seen all of Time,” she says. “Surely you saw this. Surely you saw what comes of it.”
He draws a shaking breath.
“And for what? For this petty man who rules a petty, warmongering people? I or my sister could try to take the throne, but it would not quiet their bloodlust. Nothing can quiet their bloodlust now. Ask them if they see what Odin has done, and they will praise him.”
He flinches as though her words have wounded him.
“So I ask you now,” she whispers, so softly that only he may hear. “In all that may ever come to be, have you seen in these hating fools anything worth saving?”
She watches him carefully, and oh, how alone he seems. More rain falls on the white plain of his face, but no more thunder rolls.
Loki takes that for her answer.
She gathers a spell of Unmaking, something dragged from the very depths of Urd’s Well, fuels it with his anger and his sorrow—the strength of them is unlike anything she has ever felt, blasting through her like a whirlwind.
She sweeps away the blood-soaked souls of Asgard, and their world evaporates into glittering motes.
All that is left is Loki, and her sister, and the Worlds-Ender. They stand on a rough circle of gold, all that remains of Odin’s throne room…all that remains of the once-great Realm of Asgard. All around them spread the stars, the many limbs of Yggdrasil.
“You didn’t have to do that,” he says.
“If I hadn’t, you would have,” she replies. “And here, now, the universe cannot survive your wrath.” She doesn’t admit aloud that she looks at him and can’t imagine allowing him to kill.
“I never wanted this.”
“And yet you know what would have been, otherwise—the fate of your own people. You are the Storm that Ends Worlds. When you do not, those worlds end without you, and far more messily.”
“When a good man goes to war,” he murmurs. He takes a little tool from his pocket, presses a button, and vanishes in a flash of light.
Thor is still staring at where their parents once stood.
“Let us go, Sister,” Loki says. “There is nothing for us here; Midgard awaits us.”
Chapter 3: Ripples
Fifteen receives a priority order to witness and carry out the sentencing of a very special timestream fugitive--the very first inmate of the Null-Resonance Detention Facility.
how the Founder was ‘apprehended.’
Fifteen doesn’t really get it.
warnings: AU - Fateverse. sci-fi. Doctor Who crossover. Rule 63. language: g.
timeline: circa NO 2500 (AD 5136), just after completion of the Null-Resonance Detention Facility.
disclaimer: marvel owns all the characters, i just made more alternate universe versions of them.
notes: 1) Fifteen's Node isn't the actual Norn; it's just named after her. 2) as for the Founder being a Fourteen -- it’s not perfectly clear whether the “thirteen lives” limit on a Time Lord is a fact of biology or an artificial limit (though since they are presumably a race created by altering Gallifreyans, they’re completely artificial anyway). either way, it can be circumvented, as proven by the facts that Time Lords can give up regenerations to one another and that the Master was on his seventeenth face when he entered the Time Lock (some of those were not true regenerations, but he had supposedly been on his last life long before we saw Professor Yana enter the Doctor’s TARDIS and regenerate into Saxon...admittedly, there was some resurrection involved at one point, but that was done *by* the other Time Lords, so if it had some effect on the number of regenerations he got, that's still something within the power or technology of a Time Lord). 3) Facility 6112 is the AR Facility, home of the Auditor(s) and the Fridge.
Loki frowns at the notification on her portable.
System administrator priority order. Slide coordinates sent to Node 005 Skuld. Proceed to non-hostile environment to witness and carry out sentencing.
She hasn’t had a sapo for almost a thousand years.
“Skuld,” she says.
“Confirm receipt of slide coordinates for sapo.”
“Initiate pre-programmed slide.”
She lands in darkness, with the moon waning above and the lights of a city in the distance. Nearby is a tall, boxy shape, high windows glowing dimly. A door creaks open, letting some of the glow escape around a slender silhouette.
She has a thousand questions.
“I’m here on a priority order,” she says instead, slightly bewildered. “To witness and carry out sentencing on a timestream fugitive.”
He spreads his arms and grins in the moonlight. “Ta-daa.”
“I don’t understand,” she says as he shuts the door and the glow is snuffed out.
“Just saying goodbye,” he tells her, patting the tall box in much the same way as a warrior might pat his long-time steed.
“That’s not what I don’t understand, Worlds-Ender.”
“Please don’t call me that.”
“Founder, then. What is going on? Who exactly am I apprehending?”
“Me, of course. I’m charging myself with establishing a stream-spanning organization, catastrophic timeline alteration, unauthorised—”
“You did all of that centuries ago, before it was illegal.”
He paces around her in a slow circle. “Centuries ago. Or just now. Or months from now. It’s the timestream, the stream of Time. We can’t know how far the ripples of our actions go.”
She watches his bare feet on the dew-moist grass. “Well, it’s a stream; in the forward direction, they go on forever. They call it ‘upstream,’ but it flows the other way.”
“Exactly. Where was I?”
“Ah. Unauthorised tuning, and introducing pre-space-folding societies to advanced time theory, enabling them to create the enhanced form of vortex transit known as timesliding. These charges and my culpability are not in question. I hereby sentence myself to lifelong incarceration in the brand-spanking-new Null-Resonance Detention Facility. Any form of noncompliance will be met with erasure. Do I understand the charges and instructions put forth? Yes, in fact, I do.”
Loki watches his face in the moonlight. “Why are you doing this?” she asks.
“Because what I did was wrong. It had good results, but it was wrong. And our rules are for everyone, Fifteen, not just the people we think ourselves above.” He smiles briefly. “It’s quite funny, if you think about it.”
“Well, you’re Fifteen,” he drawls, gazing out at the city lights in the distance. “The fifteenth hand-picked Keeper of Fate, one of the last I picked myself…and this is the fourteenth face I’ve had. So it’s Fifteen replacing Fourteen. The Realm-Slayer neatly tidying away the Worlds-Ender. How very fitting.”
“I’m not replacing you,” she says sharply. “You’re not the kind of person who can be replaced. Anyway, you’re being melodramatic. It’s just numbers.”
He laughs. “If you look closely enough, everything in all the universes is ‘just numbers.’ And you, my girl, are not naïve enough to believe in coincidence.”
She stares at him, and comprehension is a cold weight in her stomach. “You picked me, knowing this day would come.”
“Yes. No. Sort of. But I knew I was right when you stopped me on Asgard.” He circles her again. “How many people in all of the Network would have dared such a thing? How many people in the universe would have stopped me killing a baby-killer…by unmaking an entire world?”
“Unauthorized,” she says. “I’m guilty of abusing my powers as a Keeper of Fate, and you haven’t charged me with it, so why should you charge yourself with—”
“No,” he interrupts. “Emergency. You saw an imminent catastrophic event and did what you, as a Keeper, deemed necessary to prevent it. There’s a provision for that in Article Thirty-Two.”
“Don’t feel guilty about this,” he sighs, stopping in front of her. “Don’t. This is your job, and you are very good at it. This is how you save universes. I always knew this was coming, and I was always just fine with it. It’s the price I pay for building this beautiful new thing that will do what my people should have done.”
And, “Oh,” she says again.
He reaches out, takes her hand. His pale eyes are gentle and weary. “I’m tired of running, Fifteen.”
There, at last, she understands. She swallows. “Skuld, take us to Facility 6112.”
Chapter 4: Conducting the Blizzard
In a major part of the MM bundle of the timestream, the Cartographer's mission failed, and Asgard's armies were not in place to quash the Chitauri invasion before it could begin. Now Thanos is on his way to Earth, and the Network is sending its best incognito tuner to make sure the Avengers will be ready to face Death's Consort.
an introduction to Keeper 015, the greatest incognito tuner the Network has ever seen.
warnings: AU - Fateverse. sci-fi with technobabble. Rule 63. language: pg-13 (for s***).
timeline: NO 3652 (AD 6188), concurrent with Misassembled.
disclaimer: marvel owns all the characters, i just made more alternate universe versions of them.
notes: 1) Fifteen was hand-picked by the Founder (and contrary to modern rumor at the Core, the Network was not actually founded by the Sysadmin). 2) the incoming catastrophic event was talked about in Misassembled. 3) it's getting pretty obvious that the Iron Man 3 villain is going to be The Mandarin. however lame and politically incorrect his supervillain name is, he's still one of Tony's major nemeses.
Conducting the Blizzard
Keeper 015 is special. She is the oldest living (non-computerized) Network Employee. Even when the Network began, she had seen whole civilizations come and go.
They call her Fifteen, because she doesn’t care what they call her and they don’t seem to like her name. In an organization dedicated to stability, she supposes that the ignorant must largely view her as anathema. The wise know better.
If she could be bothered, she would explain to them.
Do you look at nature, she would urge them. See the raging blizzard. See its profusion of tiny shapes, each differing from its brethren, clumped and blinding and disorderly. Look yet closer. The flakes are driven by wind, which can be predicted by the shapes and temperatures around it. The flakes are each, deep down, made of the most rigidly ordered parts. From afar, it looks as chaos, but beneath the microscope, numbers rule all.
All her life, she has known this truth. All her life, she has played the long game. Look for the order beneath, find the subtle causes, build them up to your own schema, watch the snow eddy where you will it. Become the conductor of a grand concert.
She is an incognito tuner, and she is the best. She can move mountains without anyone being the wiser. Yes, she uses magic, but she has a grander gift, the true gift of her kind (her selves across the timestream, not simply others of her race)…manipulation.
Fifteen never does anything herself when she can convince others that they want to do it.
Often, all she has to do is whisper the right words in the right ear.
It goes ill in personal relationships, but very well in her professional life.
Fifteen is staring at her portable, attempting to work up her nerve to—no, that’s absurd, she doesn’t need to steel herself to call her girlfriend (a silly term, but Natasha prefers it for some reason). She needs a plan of attack, that’s all.
Simplest would be apology, but she doubts it would work. After all, she isn’t contrite, and certain people simply see right through her lies. It would go something like this.
You’re not sorry.
I’m not. Because I’m right.
You always think you’re right.
Because I’m always right.
This is why I think we should see other people.
So. No apology, then. Feigning amnesia might work; it has in the past. Natasha didn’t for a moment believe it, but she understood that it was the closest she’d get to a sincere apology. Flattery is usually a good bet, and meaningless gifts…
Fifteen does not jump when her portable chimes unexpectedly.
…it doesn’t count if there are no witnesses.
She grabs it, waits for the scan, reads the screen.
Orders. A Sysadmin dispensation for immediate deployment into a red-locked incog.
Ah, the MM bundle, one of her homes-away-from-home. Low but not insignificant chance of Fidelis Effect, which she can and has dealt with before. Blah-blah botched pre-tune, blah-blah make the following adjustments, blah-blah incoming catastrophic event.
A challenge. How delightful.
With a flick of her thumb, she draws up her contact list and calls Natasha.
~“I don’t think you understand what ‘I’m not speaking to you’ means.”~
“And yet you answered,” purrs Fifteen. “Listen, Tash, I’ll spare you the gory details, but I’ll be on a job for a while. Deep red, completely stealth, hard to say how long I’ll be gone, so it would be absolutely wonderful if you would—”
“No?” she asks with a pout.
~“I am not babysitting your sister. Every time I fall for that, she eats me out of house and home by day one, and you’re never gone for less than a week.”~
“If I were going to be gone for less than a week, I wouldn’t need someone to keep track of her, would I? Come, now, darling…left to herself for a week, Thor would accidentally burn down half the district. And you know she loves spending time with you…you wouldn’t turn down that adorable face, would you?”
There’s a long silence from Natasha. Then, grudgingly, ~“Don’t think this means I’ve forgotten that I’m not speaking to you.”~
“Oh? But you’re speaking to me right now, aren’t you, dear?”
~“I swear to God, Loki, I am going to slap the shit out of you when you get back.”~
“Of course you are, my love,” Fifteen says sweetly, and hangs up.
Then she rubs at the bracelet around her wrist.
“Skuld. You have the orders?”
“Good. Slide us in.”
~Warning: lateral transit destination has been flagged red and uninitiated.~
~Warning: lateral transit destination has been flagged for impending catastrophic event.~
~Warning: secondary locus forming. Fidelis genetic fabrication facilities are insufficient to reconstruct frost giant subjects. Permanent erasure is possible.~
Fifteen raises her eyebrows. If it were easy, it wouldn’t be nearly as fun. “Acknowledged.”
With a flash of light that Fifteen easily conceals with magic, she appears on the roof of a building in San Francisco. She can see billboards and bright signs, the beating pulse of these consumerist mortal societies. The last time she was in the bundle was to plant the idea that the Stark Expo should be revived, and they seem to have undergone some silly superhero craze since then, from the look of the ads.
Now, where to start…
“Skuld, find the Mandarin for me. We may need to jump a little farther back to do this properly.”