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21 Jun 2012
There's a minor explosion, and a lot of pink light, and then Loki pops into view, cackling evilly. And they're all thoroughly unimpressed, except for what happens after. Tony's hand slips into Steve, and it's an unconscious gesture, his thumb stroking over the inside of Cap's wrist, and Loki says, "I wouldn't go much further than that if I were you, Iron Man."
Loki curses the Avengers so that if they have sex, they die. Cue minor chaos, Thor learning ballet, crème brûlée, and lots and lots of sexual frustration.