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Homicide Detectives Ryan and Esposito have faced lots of challenges during their careers, but this was by far the worst.
"Hey, bro, how does this diaper go!" Esposito yelled frantically as he tried to put the diaper on the squirming baby. They had successfully gotten the smelly diaper off the small boy, the only casualty being Ryan's shirt, but now they couldn't get a clean one back on him.
"Come on, it can't be that hard to put the diaper on..." Ryan said, dressed in a clean shirt, as he walked back over to the kitchen counter where Esposito was changing the baby.
"It won't fit right. Are you sure this is the right size?"
"That's the ones they left for us, let me try." Ryan nudged his partner out of the way, thinking it would be easy to secure the diaper, but five minutes later, the tiny baby was still butt-naked.
And then, with no warning at all, the little baby boy decided he really needed to go.
"AH!" The two inexperienced detectives grabbed the nearest kitchen supplies to shield themselves from the spray, vowing to never, ever, babysit for the Castles ever again.