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    “Don’t feel bad,” Louis said. “You picked the machine that freaks out on customers more often than not. It’s not your fault it froze on you.”
    “Oh, OK,” Harry replied. “Glad it’s not just me, then.”
    “Yeah. Um, I'll move your stuff to one that works."
    "Wait, don't!"
    Too late.
    Before Harry could finish his request, Louis saw what Harry's purchase was – a giant bottle of lube.
    Awkward.
    So Louis did what he does best: made it even more awkward.
    “Big night tonight?”
    Idiot.
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    Or, the one where Louis is a drama student/cashier who assists Harry in buying a bottle of lube, and is also the only guy that frat boy Harry has trouble talking to.
    Also featuring Sophia as stubborn matchmaker and Liam as accidental wingman.

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