"So, here's the thing - there's basically two kinds of really terrifying vampires. There's the kind that look terrifying, with mouths full of non-orthodontia'd teeth and basements full of slavering gore all over the place, and so you know to fear them…. and the kind that look harmless, innocuous even, and then tear your throat out while torturing your family members because you DIDN'T know to fear them, and invited one over for Sunday Family Dinner.
Kevin Jonas… was that second kind of vampire."
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And, because I have terrible impulse control, there's a podfic to go along with my not!fic. If the mood strikes you, you can download the mp3 over here (thanks for hosting me, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2){kind=small}
paraka!), or you can listen to me read you the story via the streaming option:
