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    “You know it's Valentine's Day, sir, right?”

    “Yes, what's that got to do with—it's Stark, isn't it? It's always Stark.” Phil braced himself for the inevitable bad news. “What did he do this time?”

    Phil Coulson hates Valentine's Day at S.H.I.E.L.D. - until he doesn't.

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    It was Stark's idea, of course. The best (and worst) ones always were.

    Phil Coulson figured that was the trouble with genius: when Stark had a brilliant idea, it took off like a home run ball on a clear blue day, and when he had a terrible idea, well ... Phil invariably ended up with a mountain of paperwork. Actually, the paperwork seemed to be pretty consistent whether the idea was good or bad, so Phil had to assume it was simply that Stark's plans spontaneously generated more paperwork than the average person's.

    Also more injuries, more property damage, more calls to legal. It was a good thing Tony Stark was a billionaire who believed in throwing money at his problems, otherwise S.H.I.E.L.D. might not be able to afford to stay in the business of saving the planet.

    “In my defense,” Stark was saying, walking around Coulson's office as if looking for another exit, “he made that face. You know the one where he tilts his head like a confused puppy with sad eyes and—”

    “I did not,” Steve said, affronted at the accusation. “I looked the way I always look.”

    “Exactly,” Stark confirmed. “See? He even admits it.”

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    “Stark put thousands of people in danger with a staggering display of drunken stupidity a few years ago. He slipped out of house arrest. He decided to drive his own car in Monaco's Grand Prix and ended up getting into a pissing match with a guy who could cut cars in half with his energy whip.”

    “I remember seeing that.”

    “He also cobbled together a particle accelerator from what he had in his lab and what he could order online in an attempt to create a new element, then immediately tested said element on himself. As far as S.H.I.E.L.D.'s concerned, you've got a long way to go before you're anywhere close to the liability that Stark is on a daily basis.”

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