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Alternate names – ‘this human emotion called ‘butt-touch,’’ ‘but who tops,’ ‘parkourstuck’
Steps
1. Be Dave Strider, human, tricker extraordinaire and minor GrubTube sensation. Meet some douchebag at a practice session.
2. Be Karkat Vantas, troll, traceur with a few tricks and an ornery fucker with something to hide.
3. Step into the trick, keep your core tight, and flip.
4. Keep flipping.
5. Now kiss.Tips
-Drink plenty of water.
-Don’t slow down as you’re approaching the obstacle! That’s stutter-stepping, and you will fuck up hard.
-Knees up, shoulders back.
-Quit worrying already and touch his hot butt. -
Bookmark Notes:
Parkourstuck is now a thing and it is good. Crazy good.