Tony is tinkering at the kitchen table on some schematics for a new project he's been working on, adjusting measurements and the look of it as the ideas flow freely. His train of thought is interrupted, however, when he hears Bruce and Clint talking in the adjacent living room.
“Yeah, I mean, from what I heard, he's never...fondued. Ever,” says Clint.
“Well, I know when he was in the army, there was someone, but she never got any of his cheese.”
Oh God. I'm dating a ninety-year-old virgin.
Tony put his head in his hands. He was going to have to fix that.