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Saturday night...

Text message from [blocked]: What are you wearing?

Text message from Cisco: ? Who is this?

Text message from [blocked]: LOL you just forget all the girls you kissed?

Text message from Cisco: ...Female inmate?

Text message from [blocked]: Free and clear, baby! What are you doing tonight?

Text message from Cisco: Sitting in a safe, undisclosed location

Text message from [blocked]: We're going to PARTY!!! WHOOOOO!!!!! Tell you all about it later.

Text message from Cisco: That's okay. Really.

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The next Saturday night...

 

Text message from [blocked]: Are you sexting my sister?

Text message from Cisco: Who is this?

Text message from [blocked]: Brrrrrr

Text message from Cisco: Captain Cold?

Text message from [blocked]: Thanks for that name by the way :) The media's picked it up. I'm pleased. But you and my sister?

Text message from Cisco: No, man, she just drunkenly texts me sometimes! I told her to stop!

Text message from [blocked]: LOL good luck with that buddy.

Text message from Cisco: Why can't you guys just be normal criminals

Text message from [blocked]: Now what would be the fun in that

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The next Saturday night...

Text message from [blocked]: Hey, baby!

Text message from Cisco: ? Lisa??

Text message from [blocked]: Mmmm you're thinking of me. How sweet.

Text message from Cisco: Leave me alone!

Text message from [blocked]: Are you working? On Saturday night? All work and no play makes the mad scientist all cranky and sexually frustrated.

Text message from Cisco: I'm not a mad scientist

Text message from [blocked]: But you admit the other stuff?

Text message from Cisco: NO! just leave me alone

Text message from [blocked]: If you're in the lab, make me something pretty?

Text message from Cisco: How about a jail cell?

Text message from [blocked]: I didn't realize that you're so kinky! Very naughty, Cisco.

Text message from Cisco: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT i hate you

Text message from [blocked]: LMAO, you adore me, you just don't know it yet

Text message from [blocked]: Your perseverance is admirable, kid, but you know all your sulking is only encouraging her

Text message from [blocked]: Never mind him, my ass of a brother just grabbed the phone. I had to threaten to stab him to give it back #siblingsamirite

Text message from Cisco: tell him i'm not 'sulking'

Text message from Cisco: never mind, just don't bother me any more

Text message from [blocked]: lololol

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The next Saturday night...

 

Text message from [blocked]: Wish you were here baby!

Text message from Cisco: Glad I'm not!

Text message from [blocked]: TEQUILA BABY ALL THE TEQUILA

Text message from Cisco: good for you

Text message from [blocked]: lol ever wonder why the bad guys seem to have so much fun and the good guys seem to ... not?

Text message from Cisco: not really

Text message from [blocked]: it's the rules baby! You gotta get past all those stifling, silly rules <3 <3

Text message from Cisco: Like basic decency?

Text message from [blocked]: EXACTLY! Come party with us baby!

Text message from Cisco: NO

Text message from [blocked]: YOUR LOSS!! YAY TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Sunday morning after....

 

Text message from [blocked]: Hey, anyone know what we did last night?

Text message from Cisco: Tequila

Text message from [blocked]: Kid?

Text message from Cisco: Sorry, thought you were your sister

Text message from [blocked]: So you and her...

Text message from Cisco: NO!!!!!!

Text message from [blocked]: Nice of you to answer what you thought was her text though ;)

Text message from Cisco: You have problems dude

Text message from [blocked]: Tell me about it. This morning, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag.

Text message from Cisco: That's weird

Text message from [blocked]: On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.

Text message from Cisco: Congrats?

Text message from [blocked]: Lisa's wearing some kind of spandex tuxedo

Text message from Cisco: Maybe you were all posing as magicians

Text message from [blocked]: There might have been a contest of some kind if I recall

Text message from Cisco: If it was who's the absolute biggest jerks ever, I'm sure you all tied for first

Text message from [blocked]: LOL I like you kid

Text message from [blocked]: But seriously, be careful what you text my sister. One of these days she's gonna eat you alive, lol it's gonna be hilarious

Text message from Cisco: i hate all of you