-- turntechGodhead [TG] opened memo on board sex bob-omb at [19:23] --
TG: guess what guys
TG: big news
TG: the biggest
-- tentacleTherapist [TT] responded to memo at [19:24] –
TT: Oh do tell. I must know this great, all powerful news.
TG: yes very funny Lalonde
TT: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
TT: I was being totally serious.
TG: dave strider
TG: is dating a highschooler
TG: you heard it here first folks
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] responded to memo at [19:25] --
GC: 4R2 TH3Y HOT??
TT: Remind me, how old are you exactly Dave?
TG: calm down kids daddy doesnt feel like playing your silly little games right now
TT: So, you’ve been out of highschool for 13 years and in that time smuppets have slowly taken over your life.
TG: im 23
TG: jeez Lalonde
GC: 4ND YOUR3 D4T1NG 4 H1GHSCHOOL3R?
GC: NOT B4D
GC: NOT B4D 4T 4LL
TT: Not bad at all? Really Terezi?
GC: Y3S R3ALLY L4LOND3 >:]
-- adiosToreador [AT] responded to memo at [19:27] --
AT: sO, uHH, dID YOU GUYS DO IT YET,,,
TT: Interesting question choice there Tavros.
AT: oH UM,,,
TG: we ride the bus
TG: and she tells me all about how yearbook club went and about her friends and the dramatics they get up to
GC: D4V3 H4V3 YOU 3V3N K1SS3D H3R Y3T?
TG: we all most held hands once but she couldnt take the pressure
TG: me being a strider and all
GC: H4 H4 OH MY GOD D4V3
TG: shut up
TG: holding hands with a strider is hard
TG: shes doing surprisingly well
TT: Well, someone certainly seems pleased as punch.
TG: i dont know what youre talking about
GC: SO WH4TS H3R N4M3?
TG: jade Harley
TG: shes foreign
AT: tHATS, pRETTY COOL,,,
AT: wHERED YOU MEET HER ANYWAY,,,
TG: i believe i mentioned the bus
TG: que dramatic flashback sequence
TG: long ago on a bus far far away
TG: there was a girl
TG: that dumped her books all over the floor when the bus turned a corner
TG: the books were everywhere
TG: everything was becoming books
TG: there was cries for help from amoungst the scott pilgrim books
TG: people were drowning between harry potter and twilight
TG: even lalondes obscure wizard porn found its way in to the mix
TT: Stop talking about people drowning amongst my totally nonexistent wizard porn.
TG: okay okay
TG: well i helped her pick them all up like the good person i am
TG: and just told her
TG: dont worry
TG: its cool
TG: im dave
TG: dave strider
TG: rated awesome
TG: the end
GC: D1D YOU S3R1OUSLY S4Y R4T3D 4W3SOM4
TT: Was that actually the end of the story?
TT: We’re not waiting for a surprise sequel here, are we?
TT: Bus Ride Two: Dawn of the Actually Interesting Story.
TG: that is exactly what happened word for word
TG: drowning in wizard porn and all
TT: There is literally no hope for you.
-- turntechGodhead [TG] started pestering timeausTestified [TT] at [19:56] --
TG: just so you know
TG: and dont end up hearing some dirty lie
TG: im dating a 17 year old
TT: Is he cute?
TG: ha ha ha
TG: look at me laughing
TT: Does this mean that we’ll have to stop sleeping together?
TG: um hello do you see another bed
TG: i dont think so
TT: You’re totally my bitch forever.