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Craig’s a good bloke.
And Sophie, she’s lovely.
Later I met Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All, and he was... well... charming baby, really, like they took his parents and added their intelligence together and made him.
But the first time I met Craig - so timey-wimey really - I got to play football.
Football is amazing.
Football is cool.
Football... it’s like the fez of team sports, the bowtie of things blokes do round the pub... no, wait, that’s rubbish, it’s not like that at all, forget that.
But it is cool.
Really cool.
Yeah, saved the world and all.
But football... really cool.