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3-Sentence Miscellany

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"Just decause we're in the Belta Quadrant doesn't mean traditions don't still hold true, or not!" said Harry, ever earnest and increasingly bleary-eyed as the evening wore on. "Take this - us - we, I mean, we are endulging, ingaging in a time-old, age-honored tradition right now - right now, as friends and colleagues across the galaxy are sharing an after-cock drinktail - I mean..." he trailed off helplessly as everyone burst into laughter.

"You know, he's right," said Tom, winking at B'Elanna, "and speaking of traditions, I think I feel a new one coming on right now."