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"Why are you dressed like that?"
Penny sighed and tugged at her black and red cape. "Because I told Howard about the time I made out with Katie Evans in junior high and now he insists I have to be Batwoman at the comic book store's party this year."
Amy stared at her blankly for a second.
"You could be my damsel in distress, if you want?"
"Sheldon offered me three consecutive nights of cuddling if I wore the Wonder Woman costume."
Penny wiggled her butt invitingly. "You can help me unzip after. And there's handcuffs."
"I'm there. Sorry, Sheldon!"