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    Karkat shoves his way into the room gracelessly, overlarge toolbelt clanking against the doorframe and then a table as he whirls around, holding a pizza box suspiciously low against his hips despite being fully clothed.

    "I am here," he announces with poorly concealed rage, "to deliver this goddamn fucking pizza. And fix the load gaper."

    For the kinkmeme: Karkat has only the vaguest notions of human porn cliches, but it doesn't prevent him from putting exactly as much effort into roleplaying as he puts into anything else. Reedited and slightly extended.

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