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    “You’re not a hooker, Stiles.”
    “Okay, yes, true, but—for a thousand dollars…”

    An AU in which Scott and Stiles live in a shitty apartment in NYC, Lydia is still queenly, and Derek is a clueless rich guy who mistakes Stiles for a hooker. Light-hearted, thinly-plotted fun.

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    English
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