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Written with MustangSally, who is not yet on the archive. Bet she's not your girlfriend, you couldn't make her happy…
SPOILER WARNING: The Body. The bulk of Season 5 (i.e. Crush, Intervention, the Gift) cheerfully ignored.
- Part 3 of Bowiebharata