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(9:02:08am) The topic for #yuletide is ZOMBIE ATTACK! News at 11.
(9:04:50am) mode (+o Guest7128) by Snow-Queen
(9:04:55am) you are now known as Truth
(9:05:06am) **Snow-Queen hug-attacks
(9:05:10am) Snow-Queen: Truth! Are you okay?
(9:09:56am) Snow-Queen: Truth?
(9:11:01am) mjules: Have we heard from anyone else yet?
(9:12:56am) kristin: i think stars was in earlier, but it’s just the bot now.
(9:13:06am) mjules: That’s… alarming.
(9:14:10am) Snow-Queen: Shu had to leave. Her battery was getting low and she couldn’t plug in. Aeiouna got cut-off mid-sentence. I’m worried about that.
(9:15:05am) kristin: maybe her battery ran low too. we can hope.
(9:16:07am) mjules: Wasn’t she having problems with her power cord earlier? Back before the archive went live?
(9:16:58am) Snow-Queen: Yeah, she was. Right now I’m more worried about Truth.
(9:17:02am) **Snow-Queen pokes Truth
(9:21:03am) mjules: You know what I don’t understand? Why people are losing power/internet. Are the zombies eating the cords or WHAT?
(9:22:01am) wrabbit: Jules, I think it is mostly that no one is around to keep things running and fix bugs. And yeah, sometimes the zombies are destroying things.
(9:23:05am) mjules: I think I like zombie apocalypses better when they’re in fiction. :(
(9:25:06am) **sleepfighter (kuu@68.11.30 sff.irc.net) has entered the room
(9:25:09am) mode (+o sleepfighter) by Snow-Queen
(9:26:10am) mjules: goddamn it, Snow, how do you always beat me? It’s a zombie apocalypse! You could let me win at least once before we’re all DEAD.
(9:27:11am) sleepfighter: Hi guys, what’s up?
(9:27:12am) kristin: don’t worry jules. the zombies will eat snow first. it started in DC.
(9:28:13am) Snow-Queen: I am still in Chicago. :-p
(9:29:15am) mjules: They’ll eat her first, anyway. She’s the rocket scientist. Her brains are tastier than mine. I’m just a psychologist.
(9:29:16am) wrabbit: fighter, you haven’t heard about the zombies?
(9:30:00am) you are now known as ZombieTruth
(9:30:48am) Snow-Queen: …Truth?
(9:31:02am) mjules: Hey, that’s not funny.
(9:32:07am) ZombieTruth: What are you guys talking about, zombies?
(9:33:15am) kristin: omg, truth. don’t you watch tv? zombies in dc, london, paris, los angeles, sydney.
(9:34:08am) ZombieTruth: OK now you’re just being silly.
(9:34:48am) mjules: It’s all stars’s fault, asking for pandemic fic for yuletide. Zombie virus, wtf.
(9:35:01am) wrabbit: Hey you guys I’ajlakdsjfadsl;g;asdf
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(9:35:23am) mjules: oh fuck
(9:35:24am) Snow-Queen: Eeeeeeeeeeeeek
(9:35:25am) kristin: oh shi
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(9:36:07am) sleepfighter: okay that’s just terrifying.
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(9:37:28am) ZombieTruth: omg! Snow! If this is a joke you’re playing—
(9:37:29am) **Snow-Queen has left the room (quit: connection reset by peer)
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