"I am the Master, you will obey me."
The businessman whose suit and wallet he'd been intending to steal let out a laugh. "Maybe you should get back to the nuthouse, that's a good lad."
He squinted at the man, trying to focus past the pounding of the drums. "I am the Master -- "
The man burst out laughing. "Master of the alley? Run along, before I call the police."
The Master grinned back at him. The stupid ape didn't realize the danger it was in. No weapon, no help in sight. He took a step closer. "But I'm so hungry."