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“It was for charity!”
“Really. And what charity, pray tell, required you be photographed naked for a calendar?”
“Douglas, it was years ago.”
“Now that I frankly can’t believe. You’re wearing your hat in the photo.”
“It was a prop!”
“Look, Martin, I’m not judging-“
“Yes, you are.”
“Fine, I am. But-“
“It was years before I even met you!”
“Then why is said calendar hanging up in the firehouse!”
“It- Really? That’s a six year old calendar, Douglas.”
“Martin, I wanted to say- Good God...”
“Careful, First Officer, I’m intending to keep my hat on.”
“Whatever you say, Captain.”