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Missed Calls 2: Positive Signs by zedille for dogsbody32
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), How I Met Your Mother, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Apr 2015
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Things are looking up for Maria Hill, newly hired Director of Operations at Stark Industries, until she takes some personal leave and everything spirals out of control in her absence. Between lawyers, Fury, people trying to sell her things, people trying to get her to hire them, and her mother, it's no wonder she's not checking her messages.
"Ms. Hill, my name is Darcy Lewis with Dickey, Fuller, and Associates, and I’m calling to discuss the last will and testament of our client, Colonel Nicholas J. Fury. As per the Colonel’s explicit request, you have inherited possession of his pet anaconda “Buns.” Please come by our New York office to pick it up at your earliest convenience — please, you have to get me out of here, they’re having us interns taking care of the stupid thing and oh my god HELP IT’S LOOSE AGAIN —"
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- Part 2 of Every Other Thursday
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If you don't have tears running down your face from laughing after this, there is no hope for you. Buns the anaconda is my new favorite original character.