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Dr. Liu,
Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.
We're expecting some big grant money from this.
Burke
Burke,
Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?
. . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.
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THERE ARE NO WORDS. JUST HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER.
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I found myself digging around to find this one years later, so I bookmark and rec the hell out of it.
I love how it is utterly, coldly, completely logical, everyone behaving in ways that make perfect sense, building up the minor buerocracy comedy, and then it's suddenly a horror show with bonus LOLs.
I also love how I got to a certain line and realised the whole fic was an excuse to write that line, and had to stop and LOL a while. -
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too funny!