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Dr. Liu,
Got your final report yesterday on Project LV-426. I'm amazed. Great work all around. It's been forwarded to the Chair, our friends at the Pentagon, the Defense Appropriations Committee, and DARPA. The acid-resistant armor is something that should really catch their eye.
We're expecting some big grant money from this.
Burke
Burke,
Did you read even the executive summary of my report? There are some interesting biomaterials that we could work with, but I stressed, multiple times, that this creature is far too dangerous to even consider using in military research projects. It's aggressive, stupid, vicious, aggressive, impossible to train, and did I mention aggressive?
. . .their limbs work on hydraulic principles and operate under pressure, which is why they splurt like a popped water balloon when they get hit in those Marine camera feeds we saw. A slight wound to a limb takes them right the hell out of commission, and now your troops have to deal with an insanely aggressive and stupid xenomorphic K-9 unit that oh by the way IS BLEEDING ACID.
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HILARIOUS
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FANDOM THIS IS
BUT IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS
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Epistolary background fic--amusing!
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Oh god. Oh, GOD. This is easily one of the funniest things I have ever read. I wish all the Alien movies were as awesome as this fic.
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Alien meets The Office in a brilliant send-up of offfice politics.
recced by beer_good_foamy
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Things that happen when self-serving idiots are given power. And aliens.
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Came for the line, stayed for the story.
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..the scary part is that it feels very plausible. :|