Ianto threaded his way through patrons who'd been evacuated from the lesbian bar, looking for Jack. He finally found him around the corner, talking to the bartender. He'd turned on the famous Harkness charm, as always, but that didn't stop the woman from peppering him with questions.
Jack waved him over. "Ianto can explain everything to you," he said, and made his escape.
The woman stared after him, before looking back to Ianto.
"Wow," she said. "Everybody says they've got exceptions, but this is a first for me."
Ianto gave her a rueful grin. "Jack has that effect on people."