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Pining for Legolas

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To the tune of Chumbawamba’s Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down…)

(squealing fangirls)
We’ll be pining…
When we’re chasing…
We’ll be pining…

 

(Legolas)
I get chased around
But I go up a tree
You’re never gonna catch me now!

I get chased around
But I go up a tree
You’re never gonna catch me now!

(fangirls)
Pining the night away
Pining the night awayyy…

(Casual observer)

He drinks an ent-ish drink
He drinks a wine drink
He drinks an ale drink
He drinks an elvish drink

He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

 

(fangirls)
Oh, Le-go-las, Le-go-las, Le-go-las!

(Legolas)
I get chased around
But I go up a tree
You’re never gonna catch me now!

(fangirls)
Pining the night away
Pining the night awayyy…

He drinks an ent-ish drink
He drinks a wine drink
He drinks an ale drink
He drinks an elvish drink

He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:

(fangirls…shoving one another)
"Oh, don't crowd me!
I can’t see!..."

(Legolas)
I get chased around
But I go up a tree
You’re never gonna catch me now!

(fangirls simultaneously)
Oh, Le-go-las, Le-go-las, Le-go-las!

(Legolas)
I get chased around
But I go up a tree
You’re never gonna catch me now!

(fangirls simultaneously)
Oh, Le-go-las, Le-go-las, Le-go-las!
We’ll be pining…
When we’re chasing…
We’ll be pining…

(voices fade out)