We're good together, you and me. Our relationship is solid and nourishing, but not as boring as it may seem to a casual observer. We experiment. Preserves, vegetables, cold-cuts. Once we tried a banana. Vegemite's a favourite.
But somehow, when we're with the griller, something transcendent happens. Our love heats, expands. You become harder, you press against me more firmly. I bubble and melt into all your spaces; we merge. We become One. It is divine!