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FAN 1:
One day more
Our Castiel is returning to us
The Supernatural fandom's in a fuss.
So many episodes gone by
So many tears Dean's had to hide
One day more...
FAN 2:
I have been waiting for this day,
When Cas and Dean are reunited.
FAN 1:
One day more...
FANS 2 & 3:
Tomorrow he'll be back again
No longer will we ask the question...
FAN 4:
One more day until he's here
((FANS 2 & 3: "Will we ever meet again?"))
Dean might just smile again!
((FANS 2 & 3: He was born to be with Cas!))
Even if his memory's gone
((FANS 2 & 3: It won't be that way for long!))
Remember how it used to be?
*****FLASHBACK TO SEASONS 4 & 5*****
DEAN:
All the seals are breaking down!
CASTIEL:
Do I follow where he goes?
ANGELS:
You're getting too close to your charge!
CASTIEL:
Shall I join my brothers there?
DEAN:
C'mon Cas, I need your help!
CASTIEL:
Do I stay and do I dare?
DEAN:
Will you take your place with me?
*****RIGHT FREAKIN' NOW*****
ALL FANS:
The time is now,
The day is here! 8D 8D 8D 8D
FAN 1:
One day more!
FAN 5:
One day more 'til he shows his face
We will all have so much fun!
We will scream like little school girls,
Tumblr will crash before it's done!
NON-FANS:
Watch 'em run amok!
Catch 'em as they faint!
What is "oh my Cas" and what is "Destiel"?
Trench coats everywhere!
What is up with that?
Guess this guy's important 'cause the world's gone *mad*!
ALL FANS:
One day 'til our angel's back!
((NON-FANS: But he can't remember crap!))
So what, he'll be with Dean!
((NON-FANS: What is with all these slashers?!))
And Dean's gonna have his baby!
((NON-FANS: You are screaming far too loud!))
Do you hear our fandom sing?
CASTIEL:
My place is here
I'm back, bitches!
FAN 1:
One day more!
*****Out of sheer excitement, all of the FANS start shouting their parts at once.*****
((FANS 2 & 3: We have been waiting for this day!...))
((FAN 4: One more day until he's here!))
((Fan 5: One day more 'til he shows his face...))
FAN 1:
One day more!
****NON-FANS try to calm the FANS down. They are unsuccessful, so they continue to rant in confusion and frustration.*****
((NON-FANS: Watch 'em run amok! Catch 'em as they faint!...))
FAN 1:
Tomorrow seems so far away
I hope there are no more delays!
ALL FANS:
Tomorrow we'll discover what the clever writers have in store!
One more dawn,
One more day,
ONE DAY MORE!!!!
The End! :D