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The Timeline is Doomed and So is Your Dignity by kayliemalinza for gogollescent
Homestuck
31 Oct 2011
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The scissor blades are so long it takes half an hour for every slice. Rose snorts when you point that out. Fine, let her float along in her temporally-challenged little world. You're the Knight of Time, okay; you have a good feel for these things. This haircut is gonna take for-fucking-ever.
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Looking back, the amazing part of ninja haircuts is that you spent the whole time snapping quick glances all around the room, all "hoshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" with your pipsqueaky pipes while Bro was flying around glad-handing a samurai sword, and you have both your ears to this day. You like that; ears are helpful for laying down sicknasty beats on the turntable.
"i just want you to know that i really like both of my ears," you say. "i know some sad sacks have a good side but both of my sides are good. i enjoy my ears equally. and a lot."