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Hermyuhnee: o hai Sevrus. I haz dis blue paynt
Snaypes: O rly Miz Graynjer? Wut iz u planing to do wif ur blue paynt?
Hermyuhnee: *luks all coi an stuf* Wuz mahybee planninz to um mahybee payntin yer um stuf wif it and payntin on meh too.
Snaypes: *luks at Miz Graynjer wif shoked expreshun* O rly and why wuld u be doin dat?
Hermyuhnee: cuz u see dis anshent howliday iz comin up, Belltayne, an um iz ia ferti... preg... er iz a babee-makun howliday.
Snaypes: an dis conserns me hao? *GLAYRES LOTS*
Hermyuhnee: O wal I wuz hopin mahybee u cums too teh anshent sirkles wif meh an mahybee u iz makin me ur wif an o ya ur babee-momma.
Snaypes: * fawls ofer n a ded faynt*
Hermyuhnee: men. I meanz wut iz a gyrl to do? *gits payntbrsh an paynts ferti... preg... babee-makun simbals all over Snaypes*
Snaypes: *wakez up* dat is cowld. An freeky-deeky. U relly wantz dis greesee old poshuns mastuhr fer to be ur hubbee an ur babee-daddy?
Hermyuhnee: um yes? Ur brayv an sma.. brai... inteluhgnt. An ur vois? OMG. Plz to be takin me nao.
Snaypes: *piks up Hermyuhnee an karries hur off to hiz roowm* ok!
An so dey mayd sweet sweet luvin. An den Snaypes took Hermyuhnee to teh ansehnt sirkles an dey was mayd man an wif. Dey had 4 babees (nawt at deh saym tym!) an livd hapily evr aftur.
Teh end.