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The Unofficial Post-Mission Evaluation Form

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1. Planetary Designation: __________________

2. Overall, the mission went:
    __    Well
    __    Not so well

3. ZPMs found:
    __    No
    __    Yes

If response to no.3 was Yes, proceed directly to debriefing

4. The Wraith:
    __    Did not appear
    __    Tried to eat us

5. The local fauna was: (check all that apply)
    __    Non-existent
    __    Unobtrusive
    __    Friendly
    __    Attempting to mate
    __    Aggressive
    __    Hungry
    __    Delicious
    __    Venomous

6. The local flora was: (check all that apply)
    __    Non-existent
    __    Unobtrusive
    __    Friendly
    __    Attempting to mate
    __    Aggressive
    __    Hungry
    __    Delicious
    __    Poisonous
    __    Citrus-like

If the planet was uninhabited, skip ahead to no.12

7. The natives were: (check all that apply)
    __    Restless
    __    Dead
    __    Suffering
    __    Welcoming
    __    Noncommittal
    __    Hostile

8. The team was: (check all that apply)
    __    Greeted warmly
    __    Met with suspicion
    __    Met with violence
    __    Offered gifts
    __    Offered sexual favors
    __    Asked to provide assistance

9. Any liquids consumed were: (check all that apply)
    __    Unremarkable
    __    Caffeinated
    __    Alcoholic
    __    Drugged

If you did not select Alcoholic, skip ahead to no.11

10. The booze was:
    __    Terrible
    __    Better than the stuff out of the botany department
    __    Better than the stuff off the Daedalus
    __    Better than the stuff the Elarins will only serve on winter solstice

11. Any ceremonies or rituals were: (check all that apply)
    __    Enjoyable
    __    Harmless
    __    Embarrassing
    __    Physically invasive
    __    Painful
    __    Not something the team will be discussing. Ever.

12. The most advanced technology in evidence was:
    __    Pointy sticks
    __    Pre-industrial
    __    Industrial
    __    Earth-like
    __    Ancient leftovers
    __    Really cool Ancient leftovers
    __    Way better than anything we've got

13. Your recommendation for future mission planning:
    __    Humanitarian aide should be offered
    __    Potential allies or trading partners
    __    Unpromising but unthreatening
    __    Lock it out of the database
    __    Send a nuke through, then lock it out of the database