Work Text:
1. Planetary Designation: __________________
2. Overall, the mission went:
__ Well
__ Not so well
3. ZPMs found:
__ No
__ Yes
If response to no.3 was Yes, proceed directly to debriefing
4. The Wraith:
__ Did not appear
__ Tried to eat us
5. The local fauna was: (check all that apply)
__ Non-existent
__ Unobtrusive
__ Friendly
__ Attempting to mate
__ Aggressive
__ Hungry
__ Delicious
__ Venomous
6. The local flora was: (check all that apply)
__ Non-existent
__ Unobtrusive
__ Friendly
__ Attempting to mate
__ Aggressive
__ Hungry
__ Delicious
__ Poisonous
__ Citrus-like
If the planet was uninhabited, skip ahead to no.12
7. The natives were: (check all that apply)
__ Restless
__ Dead
__ Suffering
__ Welcoming
__ Noncommittal
__ Hostile
8. The team was: (check all that apply)
__ Greeted warmly
__ Met with suspicion
__ Met with violence
__ Offered gifts
__ Offered sexual favors
__ Asked to provide assistance
9. Any liquids consumed were: (check all that apply)
__ Unremarkable
__ Caffeinated
__ Alcoholic
__ Drugged
If you did not select Alcoholic, skip ahead to no.11
10. The booze was:
__ Terrible
__ Better than the stuff out of the botany department
__ Better than the stuff off the Daedalus
__ Better than the stuff the Elarins will only serve on winter solstice
11. Any ceremonies or rituals were: (check all that apply)
__ Enjoyable
__ Harmless
__ Embarrassing
__ Physically invasive
__ Painful
__ Not something the team will be discussing. Ever.
12. The most advanced technology in evidence was:
__ Pointy sticks
__ Pre-industrial
__ Industrial
__ Earth-like
__ Ancient leftovers
__ Really cool Ancient leftovers
__ Way better than anything we've got
13. Your recommendation for future mission planning:
__ Humanitarian aide should be offered
__ Potential allies or trading partners
__ Unpromising but unthreatening
__ Lock it out of the database
__ Send a nuke through, then lock it out of the database