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“Resist you must,” Master Yoda told him. “The Dark Side brings nothing but sorrow, it does.”
The Sith lord smiled at him. “If you want me to refute his words, I won’t.”
He glared. “Then why should I join you?”
Dark Lord Yeong-Ha smirked. “We have… cookies.”
“Fight the temptation you must!” Master Yoda insisted. “Nothing for you, there is.”
“But,” he wavered, looking between the Sith and his master. “Cookies?”
“Yes,” Dark Lord Yeong-Ha cajoled.
“What kind?”
“Double chocolate chip.”
“Seriously?”
Master Yoda shook his head. “Lost him, we have,” he whispered sadly.
Dark Lord Yeong-Ha handed Yashiro a double chocolate chip cookie and said triumphantly, “Welcome to the Dark Side.”