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    Summary: Having witnessed a bloody massacre by mobster Nero on St. Valentine’s Day, musicians Jim Kirk and Hikaru Sulu are forced to flee for their lives. With Nero’s men in pursuit, they disguise themselves as women and join an all female band at the beginning of a three week residency on Risa. It’s a great idea…until Jim falls in love with lead singer, Leonard McCoy, who is all man, and totally gay with a fatal attraction for sax players. Like Jim, except…he thinks Jim’s a girl.

    A remix of 'Some Like it Hot'

     

    Please note, I have posted 4 out of the 5 chapters but the work is complete, part 5 is currently being edited!

     

     

    Intriguing snippet: “It is an inefficient use of your time, attempting to engage the doctor in any romantic relationship,” Spock says sagely, “his sexual proclivities are directed exclusively towards members of his own sex.”

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