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(session opened 12/4455/beta at 18:44:30)

IC-99-DAYWALKER-HSM COORD H22B4040991 (83, 19, 30, 44): PING.

(session expired 12/4455/beta at 21:00:00)

 


 

(session opened 12/4456/beta at 18:44:30)

IC-99-DAYWALKER-HSM COORD H22B4040991 (83, 19, 30, 44):  PING.

(session expired 12/4456/beta at 21:00:00)



 

(session opened 12/4457/beta at 18:44:30)

IC-99-DISCOVERY-HSM COORD H22B4040993 (81, 21, 32, 42):  PING.

(session expired 12/4457/beta at 21:00:00)

 


 

(session opened 12/4458/beta at 18:44:30)

IC-99-DAYWALKER-HSM COORD H22B4040991 (83, 19, 30, 44):  PING.

(session expired 12/4458/beta at 21:00:00)

 


 

(session opened 12/4464/beta at 18:44:30)

IC-99-DISCOVERY-HSM COORD H22B4040993 (81, 21, 32, 42):  PING.

(session expired 12/4464/beta at 21:00:00)

 


 

(session opened 12/4465/beta at 18:44:30)

IC-4-DUSK-HSM COORD H22B4040993 (90, 0, 0, 0):  PING.

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(session opened 12/4466/beta at 18:44:30)

IC-4-DUSK-HSM COORD H22B4040993 (90, 0, 0, 0):  PING.

huh

IC-4-DUSK-HSM COORD H22B4040993 (90, 0, 0, 0):  THANK YOU. ACKNOWLEDGED. 

(session closed 12/4466/beta at 18:44:53)

what

 


 

(session opened 12/4466/beta at 20:00:00)

IC-99-DAYWALKER-HSM COORD H22B4040991 (83, 19, 30, 44)  GOOD MORNING.

what that fuck

no

go away

(session terminated 12/4466/beta at 20:03:23)

 


 

(session-A opened 12/4470/beta at 18:44:30)

(session-B opened 12/4470/beta at 18:44:33)

IC-99-DAYWALKER-HSM COORD H22B4040991 (83, 19, 30, 44): PING.

IC-99-DISCOVERY-HSM COORD H22B4040993 (81, 21, 32, 42):  PING.

what ii2 thii2 baby2 fiir2t flood attack

quiick protiip a22hole2 there need to be more than two of you

diid ii 2ay fuck off already 

whaever

whatever*

ii dont thiiink ii diid

so FUCK OFF!

(session-A terminated 12/4470/beta at 18:49:30)

(session-B terminated 12/4470/beta at 18:49:33)

thank god.
where the fuck am ii?

 


 

(session opened 12/4470/beta at 18:49:58)

oh for 2hiit2 2ake

go awya

my head hurt2 what the hell happened why cant ii move

IC-x-FORWARD STAR-HSM COORD X (x, x, x, x): Welcome to the Fleet, Helmsman Captor.

wtf

what the fuck that2 not/ funny that ii2 ju2t completely not fuckiing funny at all

 


 

IC-x-FORWARD STAR-HSM COORD X (x, x, x, x) has changed his handle to FORWARD STAR (FS)

FORWARD STAR (FShas changed your handle to SOLLUX CAPTOR (SC)



 

SC: huh?

FS : You're still not fully awake yet. That happens sometimes with the younger recruits. Do not be alarmed.

SC : two goddamn late! who the hell are you? whats goiing on?

FS : I am the Helmsman of Her Imperious Condescension's FORWARD STAR. We have been pinging you since your installation in the training facility.

SC: well 2crew you then, that was iincrediibly annoyiing

SC : why can't iii move 

FS : It would really be better for your hardware if you calmed down.

SC : oh my god hardware what iin the name of fuck are you talkiing about

SC : thii2 ii2nt happeniing 

SC : oh my god oh my god why cant ii move

FS : You are in no immediate physical danger. Please breathe as normally as you can, and I will explain anything you wish to know.

SC : oh my god oh my god oh my god ii can't feel anythiing WHERE THE FUCK AM II

FS : My records indicate you are on board IC-267. There is, regrettably, no local Helmsman for your station, so the duty of greeting you fell to me instead. When you transfer to a proper ship, the Helmsman onboard will be better equipped to answer any questions about your specific assignment. As for me,  I was not trained on IC-267, but DUSK informs me that it was very nice during his stay. 

SC : thii2 ii2n't happening thii2 ii2nt happeniing

FS : The sensory deprivation portion of the training is notoriously upsetting. We like to contact Helmsmen as soon as they are awake in order to offset the disorientation as much as possible.

SC : ii cant feel my fiinger2!

FS : I am sorry.

SC : fuck

SC : fuck fuck fuck fuck NO did they cut off my fuckiing fiinger2 what diid they do two me 

FS : I really am very sorry.

SC : 2TOP 2AYIING THAT

SC : okay okay ii can do thii2, ii ju2t have two get 2omeone to let me out, ii can do thii2

SC : ii have two call kk

SC : how do ii fucking call kk on thii2 thiing

SC : where2 the iinterface

FS : That won't be possible. This network is entirely neural and unavailable to civilians. You can contact other Helmsmen, but no one else. Again, I am very sorry.

SC : FUCK YOU!

SC : II WANT OUT OF HERE RIIGHT FUCKING NOW!

SC : YOU GODDAMN TIIN CAN PIIECE OF 2HIIT MACHIINE!

SC : GET ME OUT OF HERE RIIGHT NOW OR II WILL BLOW THII2 PLACE INTWO THE FUCKIING GREEN MOON LOOK UP MY FUCKIING P2II 2CORE2 AND TELL ME II CANT DO THAT

FS : I have seen your records. quite impressive. Unfortunately, I can't help you escape. I am installed on a ship three galaxies away, and my inhibitors do not permit me to arrange for any sabotage from a distance.

SC : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK

FS: I really need you to listen to me, Helmsman Captor.

SC : FUCK

SC : YOU

FS: Your anger is justified. It is completely understandable that you are upset.

SC : gee thank2 for the permii22iion you mechaniical fuck!

FS : I apologize for my inadequate calming skills, but please pay attention for a moment. Your activities are being monitored, and your destructive behavior will be noted and punished.

SC: LET ME OUT OF HERE

FS : I'm very sorry, but I need to disconnect now. There are some unscheduled maintenance procedures being carried out on my flight block, and I must hide the presence of this network during that time. DUSK will connect to you momentarily. Her Helmsman is very good with the new recruits, and it would be in your best interest to speak with them as soon as possible, before the indoctrination begins. 

FS : Above all, please try to remain calm. Remember that you are not alone.

(session terminated 12/4470/beta at 20:15:40)