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Sherlock, please return my cigarette lighter and my glasses. - Mycroft
I don't have them. - Sherlock
Must we do this? - Mycroft
You're getting forgetful as well as blind in your old age dear brother. - Sherlock
You can keep the lighter but I'm sending Anthea round to collect my glasses. - Mycroft
That's not her name and shouldn't you have a spare pair? - Sherlock
Today her name is Dorothy. I do, they vanished on my previous visit to your flat. - Mycroft
So you're finally admitting to being a friend of Dorothy, congratulations :) - Sherlock
That's not half as witty as you think it is, Sherlock. - Mycroft
If you haven't got your glasses how are you reading your texts? - Sherlock
They're for distance, not reading. - Mycroft
Surely it makes it more fun if you can't see where you're throwing the dart on the map. Is that how we ended up in Iraq? - Sherlock
Very amusing. Do I need to send Lestrade round? - Mycroft
I'll tell mummy you still smoke. - Sherlock
And I'll tell her what really happened to the second best table cloth. - Mycroft
You pinky-swore! - Sherlock
Yes. I did. Return my glasses. Or else. - Mycroft
You'll drop a house on me? - Sherlock
You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe. - Mycroft
Did...did you just quote 'The Wizard of Oz'...? Oh dear, Mycroft. - Sherlock
I have your glasses. Your brother wasn't very cooperative. - Anthea
Oi! Not fair! Tell her to give me back my skull. - Sherlock
Mwwwwhaaaa. - Oz, the Great and Powerful