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Since your last report, the US Government has lost both their Justice Department website and their CIA website. They have been down for 8 hours and counting. The British government websites have gone black too, they have only been down for 3 hours and counting. 4 hours ago, we lost youtube, Facebook, google and thepiratebay. As of yet, only youtube and google are back online, everyone is doing as best they can.
Shit.
How many online at this moment?
There are currently 50,000 blogs active at the moment, this is spread across Tumblr and Blogspot
More than I had hoped for…
“Ruined Everything, you’re online again, wonderful, we lost 85greenbottles and dudeyouforgotthepie about three hours ago.”
“Is it their parents again?”
“Yes, they don’t know how long they’ll be gone for…”
“We’ll just have to make do without them for the time being. It’s my watch, off to bed for you.”
“Right… *salute* Let us hope we’re still alive in the morning.”
“We will be. Off you go, I’ve got some blogging to catch up on.”
Reports are streaming in from all over Tumblr from blogs around the world; youtube has just gone down again. Tumblr hackers and Anonymous request permission from all to hack Pentagon, what is your decision?
They’ll hack it anyway. Granted.
Permission granted, hacking of Pentagon Firewall level 1, commencing.
Good… *rubs temples* I really didn’t need this today. I have a chemistry paper due in 3 hours... alright…
“Hacking of the Pentagon has commenced, if any wish to back out now, we will not ever hold it against you, we will only miss you and hope you come out of this alright.” Post.
“No, we agreed when this war started that we would fight no matter what. We have lost so much in this war, so much that we can never get back, let us not have lost them in vain. We fight.”
“Understood. Universe have mercy on ours souls…”
Status report: Level 1 Firewall is breached, hackers moving onto level 2.
Acknowledged.
Double Life report: Bus to School arrives in 30 minutes. School bag is still unpacked. Clothes neat, hair and teeth brushed.
Very well.
“That time has come again, I must go to my Prisoners of War camp, I shall return in 8 hours, as usual, keep fighting guys, and don’t give up.”
“Luck be with you, Everything.”
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