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Mycroft & Sherlock
NOT appropiate, Sherlock. - Mycroft
I don't know what you're talking about, dear brother. - Sherlock
Yes you do. - Mycroft
Enlighten me. - Sherlock
'Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie' is not an appropiate ringtone. - Mycroft
Would you have preferred 'Dancing Queen'? - Sherlock
Or 'It's Raining Men'? - Sherlock
Haven't you got better things to do with your time? - Mycroft
Mrs Hudson threw out my thumbs, John is out and Lestrade is being boring. - Sherlock
Mycroft & Mrs Hudson
Sherlock tells me you confiscated his thumbs. - Mycroft
I will not have body parts in my fridge. It's unhygenic. - Mrs H
24hrs? - Mycroft
No. I have my standards. - Mrs H
Dinner at the Ivy? - Mycroft
I will not be bought, Mr Holmes. - Mrs H
I'll do your tax return. - Mycroft
12hrs. - Mrs H
Lestrade & Mycroft
Apparently you're being boring. - Mycroft
He's being a dick. - Greg
Nothing, really? - Mycroft
Nope. - Greg
I'll buy you dinner. - Mycroft
I'm sure I can find him something - Greg
John & Mycroft
Sherlock says thank you. - John
Really? - Mycroft
Actually he called you an interfering old walrus but I'm sure he meant it affectionately. - John
Mycroft & Anthea
Could you send me your Batman ringtone? - Mycroft
60s TV series? - Anthea
That's the one. - Mycroft
Attached. - Anthea
Thank you. - Mycroft
Lestrade & Mycroft
LOL! That was fucking HILARIOUS! You should have seen his face. - Greg
I did :) - Mycroft
Sherlock & Mycroft
Mycroft! How the FUCK did you do that?! - Sherlock
One doesn't get a first in computer science at Cambridge by being stupid, Sherlock - Mycroft
Yeah well. Not funny. - Sherlock
Oh, I disagree. - Mycroft
Lestrade & John
I'm glad my older brother isn't an evil genius - Greg
Sherlock's going mad trying to work it out - John
Are you going to tell him? - Greg
Nah :P - John