7 minutes, 2 seconds.
Direct download (right-click and save) an unzipped 4 MB mp3 file from Mediafire.
Listen to the full podfic:
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Recorded for the Awesome Ladies Podfic Anthology V, because I love outsider-POV stories about neighborhoods with many awesome ladies. (blackglass also recorded an excellent podfic of this story for the anthology—check it out!)
Feedback and constructive criticism: better than the ability to stare obnoxiousness out of people.
(Also announced at: my journal.)