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-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] --

GC: H3LLO SL1GHTLY L3SS CLU3L3SS L4LOND3
GC: ST1LL F33L1NG 4B4NDON3D BY YOUR MOM 1 HOP3???? >:]
TT: The word "still" presupposes an existing sensation of abandonment, one which in reality never came to be in the first place.
TT: So I’m afraid the answer is no. Sorry to disappoint, hatefriend.
GC: TH3 SC3NT OF D3C31T 1S ST1NK1NG UP YOUR L4V3ND3R BUT 1 W1LL G3N3ROUSLY L3T 1T SL1D3 B3C4US3 YOU R3M3MB3R M3 SO W3LL
TT: How could I forget?
TT: Our tepid mutual enmity was penned by the hand of fate herself, after all.
TT: A prophecy of animosity so languid it must have been drawn lazily in the stars.
GC: OK4Y OK4Y YOU DONT N33D TO G3T 4LL MUSHY 4BOUT 1T
GC: L1ST3N OUR UM
GC: L34D3R
GC: R3STRUCTUR3D OUR STR4T3GY
GC: WH1CH W4S 4 GOOD 1D34 S1NC3 GOD KNOWS W3 W3R3 4LL F4LL1NG 1NTO TH1S R4NDOM TROLL1NG PL4N HORNPO1NT B4CKW4YS BUT 1T M34NT 1 H4D TO P1CK ON3 OF YOU 4L13NS TO TORM3NT ONC3 4ND FOR 4LL
GC: 1 W4S GO1NG TO TRY H4SSL1NG TH3 RUD3 STUP1D ON3 4G41N BUT TH3 L34D3R C4LL3D D1BS
GC: H3 WONT L3T 4NYON3 TOUCH TH3 BLU3B3RRY T1M3L1N3, H3 GOT 1T P4SSWORD PROT3CT3D 4ND 3V3RYTH1NG
TT: So I was the next choice on your roster?
GC: Y3S 4ND NO
GC: 1 TR4D3D FOR YOU
TT: How flattering.
GC: 3V3N THOUGH YOUR3 BOR1NG 4ND YOU T4LK TOO MUCH YOU 4ND 1 H4V3 4 CONN3CT1ON TH4T 1 TH1NK 4CT1NG ON NOW W1LL 3ND UP MOR3 B3N3F1C14L FOR US 1N TH3 LONG RUN
GC: L3T SP4C3 H4NDL3 T1M3 TH3Y GO H4ND 1N H4ND 4NYW4Y
GC: W3 SHOULD ST1CK TOG3TH3R, YOU 4ND M3 >:]
TT: Ah.
TT: And what kind of connection do we have, exactly, that serves as such strong basis for your reasoning?
GC: 1 4M 4 S33R
GC: JUST L1K3 YOU
GC: 4S B34R3RS OF TH1S T1TL3 W3 H4V3 N4TUR4L 1NTU1T1ONS WH1CH C4N B3 HON3D TO OUR 4DV4NT4G3
TT: Why should I trust you?
GC: B3C4US3 1 KNOW WH4T 1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT
GC: 1 C4N P33K 4ROUND MOST OF YOUR T1M3L1N3 WH3N3V3R 1 F33L L1K3 1T, WH3TH3R YOU W4NT M3 TO OR NOT
GC: M1GHT 4S W3LL 4GR33 TO US3 1T TO YOUR 4DV4NT4G3 B3FOR3 1
GC: S4444444444Y
GC: T4K3 SCR33NSHOTS OF 4LL YOUR MOST 3MB4RR4SS1NG MOM3NTS TO CONSTRUCT S3V3R4L 3L4BOR4T3 PHOTO 4LBUMS 1 WOULD PROC33D TO SPR34D B3TW33N YOU 4ND YOUR FR13NDS????
GC: TH4T WOULD B3 V3RY HUM1L14T1NG WOULDNT 1T
TT: Prove it.
GC: >:?
TT: A girl needs to know if she’s being properly threatened.
GC: WH4T DO 1 PROV3
GC: TH3 F4CT 1 C4N H4V3 4 D4NC3 P4RTY 4ROUND R4NDOM PO1NTS OF YOUR T1M3L1N3
TT: No, no.
TT: For the strict purpose of my personal amusement and potentially masochistic curiosity, I have taken the courtesy of setting my scepticism regarding your timeline shenanigans aside on the back burner. At the moment, said scepticism has been brought down to simmer at a low everpresent doubtboil, waiting to overflow with the addition of even the thinnest slice of raw troll bullshit.
TT: I was referring to the screenshots.
TT: Can you take those from any part of my timeline?
GC: DUH OF COURS3 1 C4N
GC: WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL CH4T CL13NT WOULDNT COM3 W1TH 4 H4LF D3C3NT SCR33NSHOT SYST3M
TT: Screenshot my bedroom as it looked just before I entered the game, and send me the file.
TT: Since I’m within the Medium right now, it would serve as bonus credibility towards your timeline claim.
GC: W41T
GC: 1S TH1S WHY YOU W3R3 TRY1NG TO G3T 4 HOLD OF D4V3 4 F3W M1NUT3S 4GO
TT: Irrelevant.
GC: 1F 1 DO TH1S W1LL YOU B3L13V3 WH4T 1 S4Y
GC: OR 4T L34ST 4 GOOD P4RT OF 1T
GC: 1M G3TT1NG S1CK OF H4V1NG TO 3XPL41N MYS3LF 4LL TH3 T1M3
TT: Of course.
GC: F1N3 H4NG ON
GC: 1M GO1NG TO SCROLL THROUGH UNT1L 1 G3T 4 D3C3NT T4ST3 OF TH3 SC3N3
TT: I must admit, the nature of your synesthesia is intriguing.
TT: If you aren’t trolling about that, too, I mean.
GC: MY WH4T NOW
TT: Synesthesia.
TT: It’s a human condition where the neurological sensory pathways in the brain become crossed, so that evoking one sensation triggers the response of another unrelated sensation.
TT: This can result in tasting colours, seeing music, attributing sentient qualities and personalities to various symbols...
TT: Not all at once, of course. Synesthesia has different effects for everyone afflicted.
GC: 1 DONT KNOW 1F 1 H4V3 TH4T
GC: YOU SORT OF M4K3 1T SOUND L1K3 TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG WRONG W1TH M3
TT: Synesthesia is considered a neurological disorder for humans.
GC: 1 DONT H4V3 4 D1SORD3R >:[
GC: 1 ONLY ST4RT3D P3RC31V1NG TH1NGS L1K3 TH1S WH3N MY F34RSOM3 UNBORN DR4GON LUSUS ST4RT3D T4LK1NG TO M3 1N MY SL33P
TT: ...right.
GC: BUT TH3N SH3 H4TCH3D 4ND GOT H1T BY 4 M3T3OR
TT: I hate it when that happens.
GC: Y34H
GC: WH3N 1 W3NT BL1ND SH3 T4UGHT M3 HOW TO T4ST3 4ND SM3LL MY W4Y THROUGH TH3 WORLD L1K3 SH3 WOULD
GC: 1D ST1LL B3 1N TH3 D4RK W1THOUT H3R H3LP
TT: My apologies. I meant no disrespect.
TT: I wasn’t aware trolls even had legal guardians.
GC: TH4TS 4N 1NT3R3ST1NG T3RM
GC: "L3G4L GU4RD14NS"
GC: 1S TH4T WH4T YOU C4LL YOUR HUM4N LUSUS N4TUR43
TT: What did you just call my mother?
GC: YOUR LUSUS
GC: YOUR 4DULT CUSTOD14N
GC: TH3 T4LL HUM4N F3M4L3 WHO SH4R3S YOUR BROWN SK1N 4ND W34RS 4 BUBBL3 GUM SC4RF
TT: Trolls have bubble gum?
GC: WHY WOULDNT W3 H4V3 BUBBL3 GUM W3 L1V3 1N 4N 4DV4NC3D SOC13TY
GC: OR US3D TO 1 GU3SS
GC: 4NYW4Y H3R3

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] sent tentacleTherapist [TT] the file "STUP1DK1TT3NW4LLP4P3R.Jpg" --

TT: ...interesting.
TT: I wonder what this means.
GC: B34TS M3
GC: PROB4BLY H4S SOM3TH1NG TO DO W1TH YOUR QU3ST
TT: The quest of my land, correct? I was informed about this earlier.
TT: Something about having to learn to play the rain.
GC: Y3S
GC: TH3 QU3ST OF YOUR L4ND 1S 1MPORT4NT TO COMPL3T3 1N ORD3R TO L34RN YOUR TRUTH
TT: What truth?
GC: 3V3RYON3 H4S TH31R OWN TRUTH
TT: What was your truth?
GC: NON3 OF YOUR BUS1N3SS!!!! >8O
GC: JUST R3M3MB3R TH4T YOUR STR4WB3RRY CR34M CONSORTS 4R3 YOUR GR34T3ST 4LL13S
TT: They’re my only allies, actually.
TT: My dead cat told me everything else was eaten by the monster slumbering in the sea.
GC: OH GOOD YOU KNOW 4BOUT YOUR D3N1Z3N
TT: How exactly do I go about defeating it?
GC: WOW OK4Y 1 TH1NK YOU N33D TO T4K3 4 ST3P B4CK 4ND R33V4LU4T3 OUR R3L4T1ONSH1P
GC: 1 4M NOT YOUR P3RSON4L SPO1L3R D1SP3NS3R
GC: 1F YOU W4NT MY H3LP W3 W1LL B3 DO1NG TH1S MY W4Y
TT: Why not give me straightforward directions and save us both the potential confusion and stress?
GC: B3C4US3 TH4T 1SNT FUN
GC: TH4TS TH3 PROBL3M W1TH YOU L4LOND3
GC: 4LW4YS LOOK1NG FOR 4NSW3RS 4ND F1N4L1TY 4ND QU1CK F1X3S 1NST34D OF GO1NG W1TH TH3 FLOW 4ND DO1NG TH3 JOURN3Y JUST1C3
GC: YOU R3M1ND M3 OF 4N OLD P4RTN3R OF M1N3, T4K1NG SHORTCUTS 4ND G4MBL1NG FOR 4N OUTCOM3
GC: H1GH R3TURN V3RSUS OPPORTUN1TY COST
GC: BUT TH3N 4G41N 1T 1SNT MUCH OF 4 G4MBL3 WH3N YOU ST34L 4LL OF YOUR LUCK 4ND ST4CK 1T ON YOUR S1D3 OF TH3 SC4L3
TT: Can we get on with this? I have a land to explore.
GC: 1MP4T13NT TOO
GC: YOU TWO R34LLY 4R3 4L1K3
GC: TH3 PO1NT 1S W1TH M3 ON YOUR S1D3 YOU DONT H4V3 TO W4ST3 T1M3 D3C1PH3R1NG L1TTL3 TH1NGS
GC: T1M3 TH4T C4N B3 B3TT3R SP3NT SH4RP3N1NG YOUR S33R C4P4B1L1T13S TO 4 F1N3 PO1NT
GC: 1NST34D 1 W1LL T4K3 YOU ON 4 SP33DRUN THROUGH YOUR R34LM BY ST1CK1NG MY TONGU3 1NTO YOUR FUTUR3
TT: Ew.
GC: WH4T
GC: WH4T D1D 1 S4Y
TT: Never mind.
TT: So you will utilize your control over my timeline to advise me on what I have to do in order to finish my planet’s quest.
TT: What do you get out of being so helpful?
TT: Besides pretending to look busy behind a keyboard so your leader doesn’t reprimand you.
GC: H3 COULDNT R3PR1M4ND H1S W4Y OUT OF 4 P4P3R GROC3RY S4C BUT 1 4PPR3C14T3 TH3 CONC3RN
GC: WH4T 1 G3T OUT OF 1T 1S G3TT1NG TO W4TCH YOU STUMBL3 4ROUND YOUR S3SS1ON L1K3 4 H3LPL3SS K1TT3N W1TH 4 TH1NK P4N D3F3CT WH1L3 1 ST4Y P3RCH3D M1GHT1LY 4TOP MY T1M3L1N3 TOW3R, TR41N1NG YOU FROM 4F4R
GC: H4ND1NG YOU TH3 1NFORM4T1ON WONT H3LP YOU 4NY
GC: YOULL R34CH YOUR 3ND1NG JUST 4S OBL1V1OUS 4S YOU W3R3 4T TH3 ST4RT
GC: YOU MUST L34RN TO S3P4R4T3 TH3 TRUTHS 4ND TH3 L13S, TO S33 TH3 P4THS TH4T MUST B3 T4K3N 1N ORD3R TO R34CH YOUR MOST PR3F3RR3D OUTCOM3
GC: TH1S 1S 4LL ON3 R34LLY B1G G4M3 OF CH3SS
GC: 4S S33RS 1T 1S OUR JOB TO ST4Y S3V3R4L MOV3S 4H34D OF OUR OPPON3NTS
GC: 4S YOUR B3ST H4T3FR13ND 1 W1LL HONOR4BLY ST3P 1NTO TH3 ROL3 OF YOUR OPPON3NT
GC: 1LL G1V3 YOU GU1D4NC3 4ND L34V3 1T UP TO YOU TO F1GUR3 OUT WH4T 1S F4CT
GC: 4ND WH4T 1S F1CT1ON >;]
TT: This sounds as trivial as it does taxing.
TT: Are you certain I’ll learn things this way faster?
GC: MUCH MUCH F4ST3R
GC: YOU PROB4BLY SHOULD B3 TH4NK1NG M3 R1GHT NOW
TT: I’ll pass on that golden opportunity.
TT: But I accept your challenge, Mister...Miss...?
GC: 1M 4 G1RL
GC: 4ND 1TS T3R3Z1
GC: T3R3Z1 PYROP3
TT: Alright, Miss Pyrope.
TT: I think it’s only fair to warn you in advance that chess is a cherished childhood pastime of mine.
GC: WH4T 4N 1NT3R3ST1NG CO1NC1D3NC3, M1SS L4LOND3
GC: 1V3 JUST L34RN3D HOW TO PL4Y >:]