I will not shun you for Crabbe/Goyle,
Nor if Season Six you spoil.
I will not shun you for hate-sex,
Nor for gleeful non-con recs.
Not if you're a foodsmut fan,
Not for inter-species chan.
I will not shun you for twincest
(Even if it's RPS).
Not for sappy comfort/hurt,
Not if you write Ernie/Bert.
I will not shun you for m-preg;
I would not shun you if you begged!
Not if you write human/pet,
Or if you fail to warn for het.
Now you're sure of my affection,
I must name one small exception:
I will shun you if your smut
Is not behind an LJ-cut.