Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.
Dashing through the crypt,
Stake in hand I find,
A couple making out,
It nearly blows my mind,
Xanders kissing Spike,
And Spiky moans "Aw'right. What bliss it is to shag and kiss this scooby boy tonight."
Oh, Jingle Bells, It's Sunnyhell,
Vampires all the way,
Spike and Xand are holding hands,
Oh my god they're gay!
Jingle Bells, It's Sunnyhell,
Angel ran away,
Spike and Xander don't need Anya to get their ends away,