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Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.
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- Part 1 of Odd Jobs
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Eliot playing the world's most reluctant matchmaker for Parker and Hardison is my favorite thing in the world.
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IT TOTALLY HAPPENED LIKE THIS. OMG, Parker's naïvete and Eliot's horrified practicality and Hardison's pure undiluted awesome combine to make this a Joyous Leverage Sharing Experience. And Sophie's cameo is the BEST."So if a person-- I mean, a woman, wanted to have sex with another person, how would she let him know?"
"Isn't this a conversation you should be having with Sophie?" he asked. "You know, girl talk?"
Parker made a face. "Ew, no!"
"Or Nate," he said, because Nate was kind of their - he shied away from "dad" - boss, and should therefore deal with these little problems, and also because sometimes Eliot was not very nice.
Parker snorted. "Please. Nate has an ex-wife."
Well, she kinda had a point. "So who do you want to... uh, you know?"
"Briefing room, five minutes," Hardison said, poking his head through the door. "Eliot, man, soda me."
Eliot did a reverse grab twist - nothing flashy - and the bottle smacked squarely into Hardison's palm. He nodded his thanks, smiled at Parker, and vanished again.
Parker's face stayed blank for a second, then it smiled back, at the space where Hardison was. Not the terrifying smirk she got when she was diving off something tall, but a creaky, careful thing she seemed to put together from old components.
"Oh," Eliot said. "Oh, no."
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