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“Okay. For those of us in our studio audience, who are me? What are you doing?”

“Why Xander, one would think it would be obvious. I’m, as Buffy would so eloquently put it, feeling you up.”

“No, no, I think I understand that part. My question would more be around the why factor.”

“It’s not as if you don’t appreciate it. If you didn’t want it, I wouldn’t do it. I’m a Watcher, I see things. I know that you want the touch of a man, and I’m the only man around to do so.”

“Right then. Men touching there is of the good.”