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-- gardenGnostic [ GG ] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 15:38 --
GG: hi rose!!!
TT: Hello, Jade.
TT: To what do I owe the pleasure?
GG: hehehe!
GG: um…
GG: well something weird might happen in your room pretty soon! so i just wanted to warn you
GG: dont worry, we promise to clean it up!!!
GG: ertwoi
GG: IUETDJKdfks
GG: jjkl
GG: ooasdps gotta; go, bye rose!
-- gardenGnostic [ GG ] ceased pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] --
TT: …
TT: I shouldn’t even ask, should I.
-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] at 12:50 --
GG: are you busy right now?
GA: Not Really
GG: do you want to be?
GA: That Depends On The Activity Id Be Busy With
GG: ok
GG: ;)
GG: soooooooo
GA: So
GG: i had an idea!
GA: Oh My
GG: want to hear about it?
GG: ;) ;) ;)
GA: I Suspect Youll Tell Me About It Regardless Of How I Answer That
GA: Go Ahead
GG: :D
GG: i was thinking we could have.............
GG: .....................
GA: Jade
GG: .............................
GA: Jade Is Something Wrong With Your Keyboard
GG: .........a fashion show!
GA: What
GG: its where you dress up in cool outfits and walk down a raised platform to show them off!
GG: you could design the outfits
GG: i know at least aradia and terezi would probably also be interested
GG: what do you think?
GA: Hmm
GA: It Sounds Enjoyable And Diverting But Im Not Sure What The Point Is
GG: me neither
GG: i guess the point would be that it was enjoyable and diverting!
GA: Thats Fair
GA: Our Current Situation Affords Few Such Opportunities
GA: I Guess Im
GA: Interested
GG: yay!!!!!
GA: So What Does This Entail Exactly
GG: well we need patterns for the outfits
GG: something to make them out of
GG: models, an audience, a place to hold the show
GG: invitations and decorations and stuff!
GA: Oh Yes Aradia Will Like That
GG: hehe
GA: Which Location With A Raised Platform Do You Think Is Most Suited To This Event
GG: hmmmmm
GG: maybe the basement?
GA: You Mean The Basement Thats Packed With Hordes Of Ravening Undead
GG: :O
GA: Ok That Was An Exaggeration
GA: And I Dont Know What Other Basement You Couldve Meant
GA: However There Are A Number Of Things Lurking In It And Most Of Them Smell Dead
GA: Also Karkat Insists He Was Chased Up The Stairs By A Rabid Woofbeast But That May Have Been
GA: Um
GG: hahaha yeah that was me :p
GG: now that you mention it, i think feferi might be doing experiments with her life powers in that basement!
GA: Then Its Definitely Unsuitable
GG: where else?
GA: Uh
GA: Well
GA: Theres The Food Preparation Block
GG: i guess if we cleaned it.............
GG: oh
GG: nepeta is pestering me!
GG: i asked her about the same thing a while ago
GG: ill open a secret board and we can discuss it more there
GG: talk to you later kanaya!
GG: <3
GA: Bye Jade
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --
CURRENT gardenGnostic [CGG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board top secret project!!!
CGG: hey everyone!
CGG: i haven't actually made one of these before
CGG: i guess we're all just supposed to tell each other what's going on
CGG: and how far we've gotten on our tasks!
CGG: so.......................................
CGG: :) :) :)
CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [GA] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CGA: Theres Little To Report On My End
CGA: One Sewing Machine Has Been Retrieved
CGA: And Were Still Waiting For Nepeta To Secure An Alchemiter
FUTURE arsenicCatnip [FAC] 1:43 HOURS FROM NOW began responding to memo.
FAC: :33 < *the venerable ampawssador pokes her head in*
FAC: :33 < *triumphantly*
FAC: :33 < *but also wearily*
FAC: :33 < sorry it took so long, he was being even more obstinate than usual! but i wore him down
CURRENT centaursTesticle [CT] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CCT: D --> What
FAC: :33 < oh nooo
FAC banned CCT from responding to memo.
FAC: :33 < i have to go
FAC: :33 < s33 you later efurrybody!
FAC banned herself from responding to memo.
CGG: bye nepeta!
CGA: See You Later
CGG: so we have some time before the alchemiter becomes available
CGG: kanaya how are your patterns coming along?
CGA: Given Sufficient Resources I Could Clothe A Small Colony
CGA: I Mean The Inhabitants Of One But I Assume You Gathered That
CGG: haha, yeah :B
CGA: There Is One Detail Im Not Clear On
CGG: ???
CGA: Whos Participating In This Exactly So Far
CGG: lol
CGG: well theres you and me obviously
CGG: nepeta
CGG: equius if he isnt an ass about it
FUTURE centaursTesticle [FCT] 1:34 HOURS FROM NOW began responding to memo.
FCT: D --> E%cuse me
CGG banned FCT from responding to memo.
CGG: rose and feferi are off limits for now, because i want their outfits to be a surprise!
CGG: also feferi is really bad at keeping exciting things secret…
CGG: terezis off doing something with dave i think
CGA: How About Vriska
CGG: :/
CGA: Yes Thats Pretty Much How I Feel Too
CGG: oh!
CGG: theres aradia
CGG: i completely forgot about her time powers!
CGG: i wonder if she could go into the future and start alchemizing stuff
CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CAA: im on it!
CGG: :D :D :D
CGA: Why Dont We All Meet In My Respiteblock To Discuss This
CAA: would it be ok if i brought some designs of my own?
CGA: Certainly
CGG: ok see you guys then!
CGA ceased responding to memo.
CAA ceased responding to memo.
FUTURE caligulasAquarium [FCA] 1:12 HOURS FROM NOW began responding to memo.
FCA: wwhale wwhale wwhale wwhat havve wwe here
FCA: cod that wwas a preposterous amount a wws
CGG: shit
CGG banned FCA from responding to memo.
CGG closed memo.
-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG] at 15:05 --
CC: I tried to stop )(im. But )(e wouldn't listen. 38(
GG: who?
CC: ---Eridan, of course!
CC: )(e's )(eading your way.
CC: Wit)( a chest full of wands.
GG: :O!
CC: C)(ill out, I t)(ink )(e wants you to make t)(em into a dress.
CC: But still. So ---EMBARRASSING!
GG: ummm
CC: Seariously, I made )(im promise )(e wasn't going to )(urt anyone.
CC: And none of t)(em work anyway!
CC: Just t)(oug)(t I s)(ould warn you.
GG: thanks i guess
CC: 38|
GG: :|
CC: 38D
GG: :|
CC: 3;D
GG: :|
CC: 38DDDDD
GG: :|
CC: FIN----------------------E.
GG: hehehehehehehehehe
-- cuttlefishCuller [ CC ] ceased trolling gardenGnostic [GG] --
-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 15:26 --
GG: psst
GG: dave!
TG: hey
-- gardenGnostic [GG] sent turntechGodhead [TG] the file "invitation.jpg" --
TG: thanks
GG: ;)
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
-- ectoBiologist [ EB ] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 16:02 --
EB: hi jade
GG: hi john!
GG: was there something you wanted to ask?
EB: not really.
EB: just wondering why the hallway outside rose's room is full of disemboweled puppets.
GG: um
EB: i mean, if you know anything about that.
EB: not saying you do.
GG: ummmm
GG: hold on!
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --
-- adiosToreador [AT] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG] at 16:18 --
AT: uH, hELLO JADE,,
AT: nOT TO BE, pRESUMPTUOUS, oR RUDE,
AT: bUT I WONDERED,,
GG: yes?
AT: a MYSTERIOUS ARTIFACT RECENTLY APPEARED IN MY RESPITEBLOCK
AT: aND I WONDERED, iF YOU MIGHT HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF ITS ORIGIN,
AT: tHERE ARE RUMORS, yOU SEE,
GG: is it a matadors costume with fairy wings?
AT: uHHH, i AM NOT SURE WHAT A MATADOR IS,
AT: bUT IT DOES HAVE FAIRY WINGS, sO YES, i THINK SO,
GG: its from aradia
AT: oH,,,,,,,,
GG: she wants to know if youll be in our fashion show
AT: i DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS EITHER,
GG: hi tavros this is aradia!
GG: please come itll be so fun
GG: wont it? jade and kanaya?
GG: sure!
GG: Yes
AT: aLTHOUGH YOUR TESTIMONIALS, aRE PERSUASIVE AND ENTICING,
AT: i'M NOT SURE I'D FEEL COMFORTABLE,
AT: aM I EXPECTED TO FLY,
AT: oR PERFORM ANY FLYING LIKE ACTIVITY,
GG: nope
AT: oKAY,
GG: pleeeeeeaaaase come, tavros!
GG: were on the first floor, equius is guarding the room
GG: tell him the password is "swordfish"
AT: sWORDFISH,
GG: see you then tavros!
AT: sEE YOU, aRADIA, aND JADE AND KANAYA, aND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS THERE,
-- adiosToreador [AT] ceased trolling gardenGnostic [GG] --
CURRENT gardenGnostic [CGG] RIGHT NOW opened a memo on board top secret project!!!
CGG: models post here if you experience any hassles!
CGG: the designers and i will be on hand to troubleshoot :)
FUTURE gardenGnostic [FGG] 6:21 HOURS FROM NOW began responding to memo.
FGG: this was a good idea
FGG: i just wish we could’ve used it more :/
FGG ceased responding to memo.
CGG: wow, ok then, future me!
CURRENT tentacleTherapist [CTT] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CTT: Is my dress supposed to be...
CTT: ...alive?
CGG: oooh yes rose that was the idea
CGG: is it not ok?
PAST cuttlefishCuller [PCC] 7 MINUTES AGO began responding to memo.
PCC: I can fix t)(at!
CTT: That's all right, Feferi.
CTT: I will adapt.
CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CCA: some loww dowwn dirty thief made off wwith my rings
CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CGA: Theyre Right Where You Left Them
CGA: And Dont Try To Take Them Back Yet I Havent Finished Alchemizing This
CGA: Uh
CGA: What Did You Call This Again Jade
CGG: a bustier!
CGA: Yes That
CGA: Anyway If You Want To Wear It Youre Going To Have To Wait
CCA: stop talkin dowwn to me like im some kind a wwiggler cod
CGA: If You Dont Want To Be Treated Like A Wiggler Then Maybe You Shouldnt Behave Like One
CCA: excuse me my behavviors by definition irreproachable on account a my noble blood
CCA: or did you forget that
CCA: also maybe you should look in the mirror an see howw you like it
CGG: um, guys...
CTT: On second thought, Feferi...
PCC: I'll be over in a seacond.
CURRENT adiosToreador [CAT] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CAT: i WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY, tHAT MY COSTUME,
CAT: oR ENSEMBLE, oR WHATEVER TERM IS PREFERRED,
CAT: iS REALLY GREAT, sO THANK YOU,
CURRENT apocalypseArisen [CAA] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CAA: haha youre welcome tavros!
CGG: guys
CCA: you made this too small on porpoise didnt you
CGA: Why Would I Do That Its My Goal To See You Complain Less Not More
CTT: I'd snicker, if to do so wouldn't cause the tentacles that have been slowly and inextricably tightening around my neck for the last half-hour to thrash in panic and possibly snap it.
CURRENT arsenicCatnip [CAC] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CAC: :OO < oh no rose!
CTT: It's livable, so long as I keep still.
CAC: :((
CTT: Incidentally, is the trim on your robe made of...puppet bowels?
CAC: :33 < yes! it's so soft and fluffy :33
CTT: Huh.
CGG: guys!!!
CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CCT: D --> Ahem
CCT: D --> May I have your attention, everyone
CCT: D --> The guests are here
CAA: but we still have 22 minutes!
CCT: D --> I know
CCT: D --> I tried to reason with them
CCT: D --> But
CCT: D --> I'm afraid they can't be held back much longer
CGA: Oh No
CCA: oh cod
CGG: are you sure? ill go talk to them
FUTURE gardenGnostic [FGG2] 3 MINUTES FROM NOW began responding to memo.
FGG2: yep equius is right
CURRENT cuttlefishCuller [CCC] RIGHT NOW began responding to memo.
CCC: S)(OWTIM--------E, --EV---ERYON---E!
FGG2 closed memo.
-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] at 22:49 --
GG: kanaya!!!
GG: are you awake?
GA: I Was Just About To Retire To My Recuperacoon
GG: oh
GG: in that case i wont keep you for too long!
GA: Its All Right
GA: What Did You Want To Talk About
GG: well...
GG: i had a lot of fun today
GA: So Did I
GG: youre really good at designing fashion things :)
GG: like that dress you made for rose was sooooo pretty
GG: even if it did try to kill her :o
GA: I Still Feel Bad About That
GA: I Assumed The Creatures Were Too Young And Weak To Inflict Any Serious Damage
GA: Or Any Damage At All Really
GG: ............wow
GA: ?
GG: hehe
GG: cultural differences i guess
GA: I Guess
GG: everything else turned out well though!
GG: even if roses dress tried to kill her
GG: and we never found a cummerbund that equius couldnt break
GG: and karkat and vriska wouldnt stop talking for half the show
GG: and gamzee stole eridans boots
GA: Yes That Was Kind Of Funny Especially When He Thought It Was A Black Flirtation
GA: Also Dont Forget What Dave Said About The Decorations
GG: hahahaha that was so funny!
GA: A Lot Of Things Could Nominally Be Said To Have Gone Wrong
GA: But It Seemed Like Everyone Had A Good Time
GA: Which Was The Purpose Right
GG: right!
GG: would you be interested in doing other stuff like this?
GG: as my.......co-captain?
GA: Im Not Sure What Were Captains Of But Yes
GG: yay!!!!!!! <333
GA: Um
GA: Jade
GA: This May Not Be The Time But Theres Something
GG: yes kanaya?
GA: Never Mind
GG: awww
GG: ok :(
GG: id better let you get into your alien cocoon bed anyway
GA: No Wait
GA: Jade I
GG: out with it kanaya!
GA: Ok
GA: I
GA: Ok
GA: I Believe Ive Developed Some Feelings For You That Could Best Be Characterized As Flushed
GA: And Im Wondering If Theres Any Chance You Might Someday
GA: Reciprocate
GA: If Not Thats Fine And Im Sorry I Brought It Up
GG: ............................
GG: you
GG: are
GG: so
GG: silly!!!!!!!
GA: What
GG: ive had a crush on you for ages!
GG: but i didnt know how well we would get along
GG: in a situation that wasnt life or death.
GG: except now it turns out we get along really well!
GG: so
GG: if you want to go on dates
GG: or do things like we did today
GG: or just hang out and have fun together...
GG: id love to do those things! :D
GA: So Would I
GG: cool!!!!! :B
GA: You Know Ive Always Wondered What That Means
GG: what?
GA: Colon And B
GG: the colon is supposed to be eyes, as it usually is
GG: the B is buckteeth! like mine. :B
GA: Ah
GG: if you did it, it'd probably look like
GG: hmm
GG: :K
GG: no that looks terrible
GA: 0w0
GG: whoa
GG: that's........
GG: really cute!
GG: like you :p
GA: Oh My
GA: How Do You Make A Blushing Face
GA: 0/////0
GG: awwwwww
GA: Jade Im Sorry But It Is Really Imperative That I Rest Now
GG: aww ok!
GG: well talk more tomorrow
GG: sleep well kanaya <3
GA: I
GA: Um
GA: You Too
GA: <3
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --