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GG: soooooo >:(
GG: youve finally come!
GG: where were you planning to take me?
GG: were you going to sell me, take me to your leader?
GG: if the rebellion wants me they can take me for themselves!!
AG: 8888|
AG: I’m wr8pped in your hair.
AG: Who the fuck even does that????????
GG: i do!!
GG: especially to kidnappers!!!
AG: Who would want to kidnap a crazy fuck like you????????
AG: I get that you’ve got pro8lems, noooooooot uncommon for humans, 8ut I don’t even know who you are! You think a lot of yourself don’t you, miss? ::::\
GG: ...
GG: youre not here for my hair?
AG: Wow there is a 8rain in there! No, I don’t want your hair! It’s not even that nice I mean cute colour 8ut you must have some serious split ends.
GG: like yours you mean!! >:(
AG: Miiiiiiiine adds to my roguish charm and over all adventuresome persona!
AG: You can’t 8e a well groomed pir8, it just wouldn’t 8e right!
AG: FUCK! What was that for????????
GG: i knew you were bad news!
GG: youre a pirate, or pir8, how do you even pronounce it like that??
AG: Shrug!
AG: I’m the 8est news you’ll ever get, 8londie!
AG: If you haven’t heard of me you must 8e in deeeeeeeesper8 need of my help!
AG: I mean I’m known- and wanted!- all over Alternia! And you didn’t even recognize me!!!!!!!!
AG: ........
AG: Ignore that. ::::)
GG: :?
AG: Hey! I know, how a8out I take you on a trip? Get some experience into you, I mean you could certainly fucking use it! I can already tell you don’t know aaaaaaaanything a8out the world!
AG: You let me out of your hair and we’ve got a- OW!
AG: You should 8e more careful with that gun, you don’t want to hurt me do you????????
AG: Or me to hurt- OWWWWWWWW!
AG: Rude.
AG: So, teeth, what doooooooo you want from me 8ecause I can 8e out of here in an instant, out of your large amount of hair and off on my way, you’d never hear from me again!
AG: I know it would pro8a8ly 8e a real pity to see me go and everything 8ut it can’t 8e helped!
GG: shut up!!
GG: geeeeeeez!
GG: you ask a question youre SUPPOSED to wait for an answer!!
GG: and you asked like five!!!
GG: i dont want to go on a trip with you i was just about to go on one by myself!
GG: as a matter of fact hurting you seems like a more and more reasonable idea by the minute >:(
AG: Ooooooooh, such 8ig words for a little girl! You’re not going to hurt me.
AG: Much.
AG: I mean, I just don’t think you’ve got it in you! I’m surprised you haven’t 8roken just from me looking at you!
GG: i guess youre right. but that doesnt mean i wont leave you tied up here while i leave!!
GG: who knows, you might starve!
AG: Pleeeeeeeease!
AG: One, your hair’s long but I don’t think it could keep me tied up while you go out.
GG: i have rope. :\
AG: Shut up.
GG: now whos rude??
AG: Twoooooooo! If you don’t take me with you you’re w8sting a valua8le resource. I mean you’re clearly a sheltered individual who can’t take care of herself.
GG: >:\
AG: I know this land like the 8ack of my hand! I mean you could wander into a nasty spider nest if you’re not careful, 8etter to stick with someone who knows how things stand. ::::)
AG: Where are you headed?
GG: why should i trust you? you broke into my tower!
GG: i dont even know your name!
AG: Details! I am clearly the 8est troll for the jo8!!!!!!!!
AG: Let me out and we can 8e on our way.
GG: name fuckass!!!
AG: Spinneret Mindfang at your service. Now, shall we 8e going, sun curls?
GG: jade!
AG: Yes or no is an answer, jade is a colour, you’re not very good at this convers8tion deal are you?
GG: no miss imitation pirate! thats MY name!
AG: Oh gross! Never mind I 8et we can find a 8etter one for you.
AG: Release me from this silky hair trap and we’ll 8e off on the adventure of your life!
GG: ...
GG: you dont know where im going!!!!!!!!