Actions

Work Header

No News Is Good News

Work Text:

"Well, it is a bit unusual," Dave said, when Audrey stared at him in disbelief.

Vince nodded. "People like reading about that sort of thing, believe me."

"And we wouldn't want to know any details, of course."

"Definitely not."

"Although," Dave said hopefully, "maybe a picture? Fully dressed, naturally."

 

("Oh, I can see the headline now," Duke said. "'Two Members of Local PD Shacked Up With Smuggler.' Nice work, Audrey.")

("What?" said Audrey. "It's not as if I told them anything they didn't know already. And anyway, aren't you supposed to be running an import business?")