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01 - Chuck Norris was originally from Maine, but when Jessica Fletcher said the state wasn't big enough for the both of them, he moved to Texas.
02 - Jessica Fletcher doesn't solve murders; she teaches murders that it's best to surrender immediately before they make her angry.
03 - For Christmas, Jessica Fletcher's nephew gave her a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. She asked for the receipt because she already had one.
04 - Jessica Fletcher doesn't go jogging because she needs the exercise; the regular tread of her feet is what makes the Earth continue to revolve.
05 - Jessica Fletcher's editor tried to give her a deadline, but she brought it back to life.
06 - When Sherlock Holmes was a contestant on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Jessica Fletcher was his Phone-a-Friend.
07 - Jessica Fletcher's publisher asked her how she wanted her books to be bound, and she suggested Kinbaku and a ball gag.
08 - The Bible is the most shoplifted book of all time because when a thief tries to steal a book written by Jessica Fletcher, she hunts them down and makes them pay.
09 - Jessica Fletcher once wrote a story so scary that Stephen King refused to read it.
10 - Jessica Fletcher watched the pilot episode of Lost, and was disappointed that it gave everything away.