"John, it's Christmas."
"You're going to turn someone away at Christmas? Really, John? You're going to be the 'no room at the inn' guy?"
"Better than being 'that guy'."
"Bullshit. C'mon, McClane! You let Warlock stay, I'll totally put out."
"You already put out."
"Yes, true. But I'll do that thing you like."
"You already do that thing I like. All the time. You like that thing more than I do."
"Fine! You let Warlock stay, and I won't tell Lucy that you've spent the last three nights following her and Jim."
"…you drive a hard bargain, kid."